1. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's art work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "but no one knows what God looks like". Without missing a beat, or
looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute".
 
2. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5
and 6 year-olds. After explaining the commandment Honor thy father and thy
mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our

brothers and sisters"? Without hesitation, one little boy answered, "Thou
shall not kill".
 
3. An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had

kissed her after class. "How did that happen", gasped her mother. "It
wasn't easy", admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch
him".
 
4. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice

it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say: "There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or that's Michael, he's a doctor". A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead".
 
5. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to

make the matter clearer, he said, "Now boys, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know would run into it and I would turn red in the face".
"Yes sir", the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet"? A little
fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."
 
6. For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of theunborn child. The 6-year

old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore, he
stopped
telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the
boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever became of hat baby brother or
sister you were expecting at home"? Tommy burst into tears and confessed,
"I think mommy ate it"!
 
7. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She
said, "Mommy, you are getting fat"! I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy
has a baby growing in her tummy". "I know", she replied, "but what is
growing in your butt"!!