BLONDES IN HEAVEN

 Two Blondes waiting at the pearly Gates strike up a
 conversation.
 "How'd you die?" the first blonde asked the second. "I
 froze to death,"
 says the second. "That's awful" says the first blonde.
 "How does it feel
 to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at
 first," says the second
 blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all
 your fingers and
 toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You
 get numb and you
 kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.".

 How about you, how did you die?" asked the second
 blonde. "I had a heart
 attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my
 husband was cheating
 on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I
 ran up to the
 bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the
 basement, but no
 one was hiding there either. I ran to the second
 floor, but no one was
 hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the
 attic, and just as
 I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

 The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if
 you had only looked
 in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.