‘A Sort Of KGB Related Story’
By: KgB (who is still angry)
“Lets go KgB, one on one, me and you, lets see how much gigolo powers you have, even if most of them were cloaked into me, Ha Ha Ha, are you ready to feel the wrath of your own gigolo powers?"
Lukearse placed his hands behind his back and then up around the side of his head and then out in front of him, which to Karl’s amazement a very strong blue and white beam emitted from Lukearse’s hands, and for once Lukearse aimed and hit his target, Karl was forced back up against the wall, after giving Karl a few blasts he stopped and said “Ha Ha, how did you like that Mr. I’m a Gigolo? Do you want some more?”
Lukearse repeated the last few steps and more of the evil gigolo power beam aimed straight at KgB and was making him very nebulous against the energy beam. Before Lukearse could fully weaken KgB, an eclipse happened and Lukearse couldn't’t perform photosynthesis and so he fell to the ground in rage of the darkness, to Lukearse’s amazement Karl stood up, refreshed from the darkness, “Well look who has the last laugh now” Karl placed his left hand against Lukearse’s head and a yellowish glow around Lukearse’s head appeared, Lukearse was soon in pain and whining for his mommy,
“You fool, did you really think you could stand up against me, KgB, the almighty Gigolo, did you also know that I do my best work in the dark, so I have a very big advantage over you, you might have your brains but I have my Gigolo powers which seem to work quite well in the dark, and the script you have been asking about, well its presence is close, maybe too close for comfort, oh if you don’t mind I will have my other half of Gigolo powers back, you’re a disgrace to Gigolo’s everywhere, and that I even know you is a disgrace to the script. The script warned me about someone who wanted my Gigolo powers for evil, and so here you are.” Lukearse fainted.
Karl was walking home (the light had came back) when he heard a strange noise coming from down the street, it sounded like the song from “Grease” and the figure came into focus, it was Disco Bill.
Disco Bill discoed up to Karl and said “Hay that babe of yours, whatz her name? That’s right No.7, well I had the best fight ever and guess what she lost, Ha Ha Ha” Karl was very upset over that and some other personal things so after a few more of Disco Bill’s giggles made KgB grasped his right hand into a fist and so with out thinking of the out come, drew back and king hit Disco Bill.
Disco Bill fell to the ground in pain and no real hurry stood up and said “I’ll get you Gigolo” and so after saying his very unthreatening words discoed off into the sunset.
Karl was still upset for personal reasons and so he decided to go to No.7’s house to see if she was OK, when he got there the guard dog was trying once again to rid shreds out of KgB, KgB pushed pass the dog and went around to No.7’s window and surely enough she was on her bed laying there looking into space or somewhere. Karl thought “shall I or not, cause she looks so peaceful, mm NO” Karl exited the property and walked home with a thousand things going through his mind..
The End?
Sad I Know!
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