‘A Non-Related KGB Story’
Disco Bill VS No.7
Who Will Win? A Beautiful Girl Or A Funky Guy?
By: KGB (who at this moment is very angry)
No.7 soon figured out she had NO chance against the funkiest funky guy around, but she had her beautiful looks which could stand up against his funkier moves. No.7 pulled on her tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight mini-shirt, then squeezed into her tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, even more tighter mini-skirt. She was dressed for success and other stuff after the show down, which can’t be mentioned in this time slot. She rolled on her arm buckles filled with bullets, she than walked over to the dressing table and picked up her lip-stick and unrolled the stick and smudged the greenish black lip-stick on each side of her cheeks, (which really turned the guys on,) Once again she flicked on the mascara and pushed back her hair and tied it up into a lovely little bundle, she was ready for some action (fighting if you should know)
Disco Bill was also getting ready for the show down, he firstly rolled on his gold rings and gold neck chains, which jingled when he walked. Disco Bill started to ‘disco’ out the front door when the phone rang, Disco Bill ‘discoed’ over to the table and answered it.
“Hello this is the funkiest funk guy of the funky century, Disco funky Bill speaking”
“Disco Bill, it’s me the greatest Gigolo of all time Karl speaking”
“Yo, KGB whatz happening’ dude?”
“Mm I’m ringing up to tell ya to go easy on No.7, don’t at any cost KILL her, I want her alive.”
“Why dude, do ya still like her or something?”
“I don’t want to go into detail, just don’t KILL her OK”
“Ya still like her! Well OK I’ll go easy on her, but when she’s begging for mercy I’ll ask her out for ya, then if she says no, I’ll kill her, if she says yes, I’ll still kill her, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” Disco Bill slams down the telephone, then discos out the front door.
Hours later, No.7 hears Disco Bill walking down the other side of the street, of course she could hear the annoying humming of Disco Bill, she yelled out from the other side
“Hay, Disco Bill, over here, it’s time I taught you a lesson in life, lets battle”
“Anytime bitch, bring it on, cause I’m too funky for you”
No.7 reaches behind her back and pulls out a rocket launcher. Disco Bill says
“Oh no, it’s a rocket launcher, you can’t beat me with that, take a look @ what I’ve got” Disco Bill also reaches behind his back and pulls out a pistol, Disco Bill soon realizes that he pulled out the wrong weapon, he withdraws the pistol and pulls out a cassette tape with Bill’s favorite 60’s songs. No.7 looks at Disco Bill and just laughs. Disco Bill withdraws the tape and pulls out a compact disk with more of Bills favorite 60’s songs, Disco Bill gets frustrated and flings the CD at No.7, No.7 aims at the CD and shoots it, scattering it all over the road. No.7 pulls out another rocket from behind her back and reloads the launcher, she starts to aim at Disco Bill, which by now is discoing for his life, he turns around to see a rocket coming straight at him, Disco Bill trips over something on the ground and the rocket goes flying by and destroying the car turning the corner. Disco Bill stands up and looks at No.7 and realizes that she is out of rockets.
Disco Bill thought for a second and decided to use his funky move on her, and pulled out his ghetto blaster from the top pocket of his overcoat, he then places the ghetto blaster on the ground and presses play on the tape deck, the music starts to play and Disco Bill sings and dances the groovy moves, he sings “Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive, ah ah ah ah stayin’ aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeee, get grove with the fever on the dance floor” No.7 has her hands pushed up against her ears,
“Noooooo not that song” No.7 starts to run away and Disco Bill after finishing his song, soon looks up and sees that No.7 is long gone “Yeah, I beat No.7, I’m the still the funkiest funky funk person to ever walk these funky streets, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH”
No.7 walks back to her house with disgrace and even though she lost, she is still a winner?
The End?
Sure!
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