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I was sitting around on IRC one night when everyone started talking about Furbies. Scary. Well anyway some of their creations were hilarious as hell so I just HAD to post them. I'll try to give credit where it's due but most likely I'll miss some of the funniest ones. (This page not intended to piss off whoever makes Furbies...I don't wanna get sued THAT badly. Not that I've got any money for them to get anyway. ;P)
(NOTE: some Furbies not intended for use of small children due to objectionable language.)
Inquisition Furby: torture chamber included. (rephrased from Skawpya)
Pimp/Drug Dealer Furby: New York street corner included. (Nathan``)
Crack Whore Furby: random STD included. (Kthulhu)
Masturbating Furby: lotion included. (Kthulhu again)
Frank N. Furter Furby: severed genetalia not included. (Klughosen)
Frankenstein's Furby: some assembly required. Brain not included. (Me)
Right to Suicide Furby: Dr. Kevorkian included. (Kthulhu)
Testicular Cancer Furby: erection not included. (Kthulhu yet again...think he may be way too obsessed with this whole Furby thing? ;P)
Chernobyl Furby: each one guaranteed to have different mutations! Several body parts not included. (Me)
Peacemaker Furby: nuclear payload included. (Warlord_Sehkmet)
Columbine Furby: black trenchcoat included. Shotgun sold separately. (Paul_Apostle)
Goth Furby: slit wrists and absinthe included. (Skawpya)
Ex-Lax Furby: pile of shit not included. (Kthulhu...there he goes again. ;P)
Jackknife Furby, Munchkin outfit/hat, manuals to every single RPG ever made, and official "Rules Lawyer" certificate included. (Nathan``)
(This one is only funny if you know who Jackknife is. ;P)
Freddy Furby: dead children actors not included. (Skawpya)
Microfurby: screwed operating system included. (Skawpya)
Raistlin Furby: godhood not included (though we're not sure about the "manhood" part...)(Kthulhu)
Spontaneous Combustion Furby: fire insurance not included. (Kthulhu...where does he come up with these? ;P)
ADHD Furby: ritalin not included. *shudder* (Me)
Bulemic Furby: lunch not included. (Me)
Mental Institution Furby: straitjackets not included. (Me)
Freudian Furby: Oedipus complex not included. (Me)
CyberFurby: hand job included. (Me)
Ok I know some people will be offended by various examples here, but I thought they were funny. Yeah STDs and mental problems and such are serious matters, but if you can't laugh at the serious stuff once in a while you end up being a serial killer. So if I get hate mail and death threats over this, they're obviously coming from people who don't matter anyway.
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