A man walks up to a stranger in a bar and says "what colour of strip do Hearts play in?" The stranger replies "Maroon," The man says "if you insist mines a pint of lager" (think about it)
An engineer dies peacfully in his sleep one night. When he reaches the pearly gates, St Peter tells him that he`s in the wrong place and has to go to hell. A couple of months later God phones up Satan to have a laught at the fact that he lives in a big fiery pit, with free flowing lava streams and pools of fire. Satan isn`t botherd by the call and tells him that all this stuff is irrelevant as the engineer has built bridges and air conditioning systems and Hell is now quite hospitable. God goes wait a minute you don`t get the engineers there suppost to come here, sent him up. Satan is defiant an d says no, Go goes "OK I`ll sue," "Oh yeh and where are you going to find a lawyer," comes the reply.
Here`s a lovely little song I heard a rugby player sing the other night.
I`m a necrophiliac
I **** dead women
And fill `em full of chisim
I get frustrated
When they get cremated
As try as I must
I can`t **** dust
My name is Zack
I`m a necrophiliac
I`m not always frustrated
When they get cremated
`Cos I mould them in clay
And I f**k them anyway
My name is Gus
I'm incestuas
I f**k my mother
And b*g**r my brother
When they die
I do not cry
`cos just like Zack
I'm a necrophiliac
N.B. RUGBY PLAYERS ARN`T LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. STUFF LIKE THIS IS WELCOMED AS MUCH IN PUBLIC AS A KILLER WHALE IN YOUR BATH TUB!
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LINKS AND STUFF ( well actually just links, sorry I lied)
