Welcome to Ellen's SPAM WORLD!!

This page last updated 1-1-99

Top ten things to do with SPAM

• Spam sculptures
• Great ice-breaking subject in an uncomfy situation with your great-aunt and all she wants to talk about is her latest kidney operation.
• Sing about it!
• I can't list numbers 4-8 because of mixed company.
• Anything but eat it.
• They make great presents. Wrap 'em in foil, stick a nice label on it- VIOLA! There you have a perfect gift for your bratty younger cousin. Next step: tie him to a chair and make him eat it.

Here's the deal- I know you came to this page from the Old 97s World page, and since this was such a dumpy, uncared-for page, I was going to delete it from the link list. But I didn't. Now you can actually find out what kind of person I am (but WHY?) and then use useless info about me to make things brilliant... like comic books. Behave yourself.

Hear about the most beautiful girls in the world,Katie Bell, Sheila Plasek, Ica Travis, Regan Hudson, and Brookie Heller.

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A page or two you might wish to visit

Old 97s- the greatest band to ever come out of Texas made up of the four nicest guys you could ever find.

St Dave's EYC- a great place to go on a Sunday night

My cousin- Shawn's page

My sis (Libby) and my Old 97s tribute page. WAY COOL! FIVE STARS!! A MUST-SEE!

Libby's personal page. Pretty cool, but she's still working on it. One star for now.

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