"hey aunt sue" said charlie.
"oh my, charlie, how you've grown.." said aunt sue.
"yeah, it's because I drink milk!" said charlie.
"nah, it's because you get lots of exercise!" said aunt sue.

"hey cousin pete" said charlie.
"oh my, charlie, how you've grown.." said cousin pete.
"yeah, it's because I get lots of exercise!" said charlie.
"nah, it's because you wear socks on your head!" said cousin pete.

"hey friend jimmy" said charlie.
"oh my, charlie, how you've grown.." said friend jimmy.
"yeah, it's because I wear socks on my head!" said charlie.
"nah, it's because wallpaper!" said friend jimmy.

"hey hamster rosa" said charlie.
"oh my, charlie, how you've grown.." said hamster rosa.
"yeah, it's because wallpaper!" said charlie.
"nah, it's because dsi3n298fnas!" said hamster rosa.

"hey brother walter" said charlie.
"oh my, charlie, how you've grown.." said brother walter.
"yeah, it's because dsi3n298…it's because I eat all that bacon!"