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"James Hanna is
a Republican thankfully, I'd hate to have him on their side. He might
seem annoying at first, but he knows what he's talking about. James
is a man of pure straight talk and he doesn't think much before he says
anything, so you know you are hearing what he feels. In other words, he's
a horrible liar. So bad he can't do it with a straight face. Trust
me, James is the honest type of guy any one of you should trust
with money."
-Kevin Tracy (April
2002)
James Hanna
was born in Germany and came to America after the war where he and his
parents narrowly escaped the Holocaust by only 50
years. James was immediately taken by the American
Dream, and while in awe, he learned a respect for money.
James has since dedicated his life
almost entirely to two things, the American Dream, and helping other people
get there.
James has decided, with influence
of leaving Class Representative Kevin Tracy, that he should run for the
position of Class Treasurer for the Class of 2004. This has nothing to
do about his campaign however.
One of his opponents and the current
Class Treasurer is a flaming Democrat and alleged femi-Nazi that is less
American than not only James, but also perhaps the members Hamas and other
Islamic Jihad Organizations. She, like her fellow Ku Klux Krats,
and knows only how to spend money and do it quicker than a 50 cent Las
Vegas Call Girl.
NOTICE: that nowhere on this page is any name
other than James Hanna and Kevin Tray. Also be sure to look at how
words are organized, James would never publicly admit that he believes
either of his opponents are Call Girls in any city or at any price.
Nor would James publicly admit that they are members of white supremacist
or groups no matter how much proof there is of that. Be sure to notice
that James did not call his opponents Islamic Terrorists or Nazis, even
if they might be terrorists or Hitler worshipers, James will never say
so publicly until the FBI, CIA, or other Federal Governmental Agency declares
that they are.
James is also an active
member of the CHS Debate team that specializes in the event of Congress
like Kevin Tracy and Greg Duda. He also followed has tried several
speech events including Impromptu and U.S. Exempt. In class, he always
manages to cheer people up whether it is because they think they are fat
or if they are just plain wrong.
James has tough environmental standard
too that are parallel with those of Class Representative Tracy and Minister
Carl Svendsen. He believes that we should do everything to help the
caribou in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge including building heat producing
oil pipelines that would help the Caribou survive the harsh winters.
James also believes that we should save the trees so our grandchildren
can cut them down too. On global warming, James shares the same solution
as Kevin and most of his staff, increase the number of coal power plants
and SUVs because their exhaust and gaseous waste act as coolants.
NOTICE: this paragraph
above does not necessarily mean that global warming is a problem and that
the greenhouse theory is real, it just means that if you are an Environmentalist
Wacko that smokes illegal narcotics, including marijuana, like those in
Student Action For the Environment, an organization one of his opponents
and current Class Treasurer belongs to, James still thinks about how to
solve the problems you pulled out of your butt.
James also wants people to vote for
him this year for several other reasons other than the fact that he is
NOT
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a Nazi,
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a Terrorist,
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a Satanist,
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a Democrat,
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a White Supremacist,
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a Social Communist, or a
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an Anti American
These include the fact that he is NOT
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a Fat Cow,
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a drug addict,
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a sex addict,
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a manure eater,
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a lesbian,
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an idiot,
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a snob,
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a supporter of At-Large rights
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spoiled,
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a dyke, or a
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big spender
In other words, James
Hanna is a fiscally responsible
Republican!!
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