Greg Duda was born into a completely normal family that lived in Portage in the early 1980’s.  Rising up from his upbringing he started a successful company that sells carpet samples. They come in all kinds of colors and textures. He attended a small school when he was younger, then leading up to a bigger school when he was older than that, and then to an unprecedented large school currently. He studies many things on a wide variety of topics. He didn’t mind Trigonometry and contributes this to reasons unknown to him or anyone else. He also was a big Rocko’s Modern Life fan but is greatly troubled that it has been replaced with Sponge Bob Square Pants and Catdog.  The string of poor programming stretches all the way to Lil Bill; and whatever happened to Gullah Gullah Island and Alegra’s Window. Not that he particularly like(d) these shows, but why is “Rocket Power” replacing them? 
He is currently a happy employee at Walgreen’s store #4946. He is a Cashier and an Unofficial Photo Technician. Some people really scare him while others are really cool. He enjoys the camaraderie of fellow constituents of mine, Miss Marian and Mr. Lucas. They make working there that much more fun.  He likes radio and is currently the News Director for WDSO 88.3 FM in Chesterton. Most of the music they play scares him but he is true to da game. He has a country music show every Friday from 3:00 to 4:30 PM. He is a Republican and loves Rush Limbaugh and the 43rd President of the United States of America: George W. Bush. He also has taken interest in Bill O’Reilly from the O’Reilly Factor on the Fox News Channel. The powerful confrontation and the fairness just “can’t be beaten with a stick”. While Mr. O’Reilly is not a republican and deals strictly with people that lie or do so toward the American Public (I think we know who they are), making the show that much better. He is honored to be serving as Rep. Tracy’s Minister of Press Relations and will do so faithfully during his term.