Office of Senior Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Class Representative Kevin Tracy

For Immediate Release
Date: 02-03-23

CLASS REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Good even- oh, Good Morning, set your watches up an hour if you haven't already... thanks.

Now down to business, I have long been asked to put a political test on this site so that you may see if you are a Democrat or Republican.  So, I'm here today announcing that I along with certain members of my staff have started the process of coming up with questions. The entire structure for this has already been planned out however.  We will make a forum on this site that will consist of the questions.  When the test taker is done, he or she will press submit or send and the test will be sent to us.  We will review the test and reply back with an E-mail telling him or her how liberal or hopefully conservative that person is.

That was pretty painless, how about questions?

Q: Welcome back, Kevin.  Do you have any idea how many questions will be on this test?

A: Not exactly.  The more the better because it will allow people to get a more accurate percentage of how away from the fence they are.

Q: Will this test try to get any results out of those who take it?

A:  No, though the thought did cross my mind, I decided that fake Republicans tick me off just as much as Democrats.

Q:  Will Republican or Democrat be the only results given? I know that there are other parties out there.

A:  No, what I would like to do is give a Conservative/Liberal answer overall and describe why the person is like that.  Then tell them that, for example, "Though most Liberals are Democrats, not all are, and you are one of them because your views fall in line with the Green Party."

I plan on using the following parties for results, get your pencils ready... Republican, Democratic, Green, Communist, Socialist, Constitutionalist, and a general Independent.

Any more questions?

Q: Yes, one more.

A. Tough luck, I'm asking the questions now.  And I have no further questions.  Go to sleep, we all lose an hour tonight.