Office of Senior Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Office of the Ministry of Press Relations
Office of the Ministry of Propaganda

Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Minister Greg Duda
Minister Greg Eckert

For Immediate Release
Date: 02-01-30

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Yesterday, as we all know, was the night that our President, George W. Bush gave the State of the Union Address, which some more, well, let's call them "special," people called the "State of the War on Terrorism."

But whatever Joy Bowker, i mean... oh boy, no matter what these people call it, it was an annual speech given by the President to a joint session of congress that is required by the U.S. Constitution.

What did I think of it? Well, Bush did a great job and I'm very impressed about how he has improved his speaking abilities since his first Saturday radio address, which I have saved on my computer if any of you want.  But one thing my staff members present that night and myself noticed about the speech last night and the one following the attacks was that they lacked good endings. And for that I blame not the President but his speech writers.

Other than a lack of a conclusion, we all did think Bush did a great job.  Yes, I did tape it like any other Primetime speech he gives.

Aside from the speech, Greg, Greg, and myself had an excellent time with plenty of soda, pringles, cheese-its, chips, and too many M&M minis.  We constantly made fun of the Democrats and made the normal sounds any decent person and Eckert would make when we saw Hilary Clinton, Puff Dasle, El Poco Dicko (a.k.a. "Little" Dick Gephart), and several others including Jesse Jackson - how he got in is beyond us, but he was there.

I personally came up with the conclusion that the Democrats, who were SITTING on the left for the most part had something stuck in their butts and were trying to pick it out because it looked like they were sitting on their hands most of the time.

Thank you
God Bless

(That's my ending)

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