Offices Of Kevin's Studio
Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Minister Rob Morgan of Foreign Affairs
Minister Greg Duda of Press Relations
Minister Carl Svendsen of the Environment
Co-Ministers of Covert Operations
Minister of Defense Adam Poparod
Minister Joe Klinkman of Liberal Affairs

For Immediate Release 
01-08-22
0600 hours


REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: On behalf of the Staff Members not present, I want to tell you we hope you had a great summer and are all set for school, especially us, the Class of 2002!  But there are Ministers here who have something to say. I'll let Rob start.

MINISTER MORGAN: As summer comes to a close, I've went through much this year.  Many things such a almost being beaten to a pulp by thugs, spending almost two months in Germany- which was great, and meeting a communist girl from California.  Summer might be nicer if we had a few more weeks, but I'd probably just waste them.  So, lets get ready for our last year of High School.  I wish you all a great, fun, and safe year.

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Soy?

MINISTER SVENDSEN: I'm just not going to do it.

MINISTER MORGAN: SOY!

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Won't you get in trouble?

MINISTER SVENDSEN: I don't know.

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Well, It looks like Greg is running late, which is normally Rob's job, so I guess I better end this now. I'm personally glad the summer is coming to a close. I was forced to fire two members of my staff who were good friends, a Tropical Storm ended my Summer Vacation in Florida, and I made several mistakes as well.  I could be an optimist and say, 'I wish my summer was longer so i could fix it and make it right.' But anyone out there knows that's not me. So I have decided to be a pessimist and say, 'I happy summer has ended before I could screw it up any worse.'  I'm glad to be back.
 

 
 
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