Offices Of Kevin's Studio
Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Minister Rob Morgan of Foreign Affairs
Minister Greg Duda of Press Relations
Minister Carl Svendsen of the Environment
Co-Ministers of Covert Operations
Minister of Defense Adam Poparod
Minister Joe Klinkman of Liberal Affairs
For Immediate Release
01-08-22
0600 hours
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: On behalf of the Staff Members not present, I want
to tell you we hope you had a great summer and are all set for school,
especially us, the Class of 2002! But there are Ministers here who
have something to say. I'll let Rob start.
MINISTER MORGAN: As summer comes to a close, I've went through much
this year. Many things such a almost being beaten to a pulp by thugs,
spending almost two months in Germany- which was great, and meeting a communist
girl from California. Summer might be nicer if we had a few more
weeks, but I'd probably just waste them. So, lets get ready for our
last year of High School. I wish you all a great, fun, and safe year.
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Soy?
MINISTER SVENDSEN: I'm just not going to do it.
MINISTER MORGAN: SOY!
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Won't you get in trouble?
MINISTER SVENDSEN: I don't know.
REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Well, It looks like Greg is running late, which
is normally Rob's job, so I guess I better end this now. I'm personally
glad the summer is coming to a close. I was forced to fire two members
of my staff who were good friends, a Tropical Storm ended my Summer Vacation
in Florida, and I made several mistakes as well. I could be an optimist
and say, 'I wish my summer was longer so i could fix it and make it right.'
But anyone out there knows that's not me. So I have decided to be a pessimist
and say, 'I happy summer has ended before I could screw it up any worse.'
I'm glad to be back.