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REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Good evening, I'm ready to announce the new Minister of Liberal Affairs. As you all know, I fired that flip flopping, lying, leftist environmental wacko Socialist last night.

*Pause for chuckles in the room*

So Matthew will be replaced by Joe Klinkman. I probably should have hired Joe before I hired that Communist.  Joe was a big help during the campaign winning me most the votes in our SRT, which I rarely attended.  Unlike Matt who had friends tear down my signs then play innocent.  Joe is also very well liked.  In fact, when I talked the staff and other friends in private, they all told me, "Everyone Likes Joe," at different points in our conversations.  It's true, I've known Joe for a few years, we both went to Westchester and he's always been accepted by everyone. That means I won't have to worry about enemies trashing anyone in my staff.

Q: Will the seal change?

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Do you mean the one with the rat? Yes, I've already designed one I like and I think Joe will love. I just need his approval which I will try to get as soon as possible.

Q: What is different about Matt and Minister Klinkman?

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Well, nobody liked Matt first of all.  Lot's of contrast there. But in reality it is because Joe has many values, some liberal, some conservative. He never pushes them on other people though.  Matt on the other hand had hard left Socialist values that he insisted on pushing on others. If you ask me, I should have made him call RUSH Limbaugh to set him straight. I like Joe's hair more too.

*Chuckles in the room*
Q:  Do you plan on harassing Joe the same way you did Matt?

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: Matt should learn to accept what he is, a Socialist! I did not go out of my way to embarrass him, I simply said what had to be said.  That's what I will do with Joe, say what needs to be said.  But Joe is not a socialist and I have no intention of saying he is one.  Last one.

Q: Is it true Joe is moving to Peru?

REPRESENTATIVE TRACY: I almost forgot. Yes, Joe will be moving to Peru for four months i believe.  I plan to keep in contact with him. If you want details, contact Joe in person. We only talked for like 20 to 30 minutes about it during breaks in the first session of summer school.  I'll try to get more info in the site soon.  Thank you, and have a good evening.
 
 

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