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The Olympus C-2040
Say cheese!

 

Big Boy: Skinless Honey
"What better way to sell condoms than with a unhygienic image of an ferociously large schnozz?!"
"I guess... but let's at least give the brand a Kamijo-esque slogan like "Skinless Honey,' okay?"

 

 

One Way Drive
Shit song, but a cool cover, for Y50... Makiko Esumi is an TV actress, not a singer, so blame the lameness on Tomoyasu Hotei, who likewise fouled up Aikawa Nanase's Purana just a smidgen... and is apparently some sort of rock icon here in Japan but since 1995 I've continuously been completely unimpressed with anything he's ever done.

 

 

 


November 15
Thursday

Cameras and Condoms

now playing: Cradle of Filth's The Principle of Evil Made Flesh (1994)

1) Put a deposit of Y10,000 on a Y50,000 digital camera, the Olympus C-2040. The 2040, 3040, and 4040 all have pretty bright/fast f1.8 lenses, which means when you're hanging out at a dimly lit karaoke bar on Saturday night with your bandmates, you can take good shots without interrupting the evening with an obtrusive flash. It'll also be handy for concerts where dimmer colored lighting is often used. (The 2040 is a 2 megapixel camera, more than enough for me and this website. The 3040 is a three megapixel, the 4040 is a four megapixel.) All come with 3x optical zooms, so I'll be able to get better pix of the drummers and stage-left guitarists now too, huzzah!

In Akihabara, pretty much all the camera prices were the same... sometimes there was a difference of Y2000, I guess because certain stores bought certain more popular cameras in bulk, but all in all, prices were always within $1 of each other. That's pretty cool. And name brand 64mb Smartmedia cards were always within a few yen of Y3800, so that's also cool. Ne?

2) There's several cool CD/DVD shops in Akihabara too. Along with Raphael's
First DVD (they're live at the Shibuya Kokkaido on 7.26.99 -- what were YOU doing on that day?) and Dir en grey's macabre 00>>01 live document (not a live concert, just 10-second bits and pieces from every show on the tour, which i bought new, two months ago), i also got the single for One Way Drive, for cheap, and, significantly, solely for the single's cover. This is the first time I've bought a CD irrespective of the music inside. It won't become a habit, but it is a little depressing! Makiko Esumi, the actress/singer, isn't even all that hot. It's just a cool photo!

3) For Y96, I bought WinDVD 2000 Studio. Not a bootleg version, just a version meant for distribution only with Fujitsu Lifebooks. I really wanted PowerDVD (for the still-capture from DVD function) but they no had, so me cry.

And when I got home and popped the CDrom (not CDr) into the drive, not only did i get, "You need to be running the Japanese version of Windows to use this software," I also got the warning box "This is not a qualified Fujitsu machine. [So installation will not continue.]" So my Y100 yen foray into the world of grey market software reselling has thusly been stopped dead in its tracks. And until I get PowerDVD, I won't be able to make and post screen captures from new DVDs... my trial PowerDVD 3.0 has expired. And it's $50 for a new copy.

So, when I tell you about how everyone, and i mean everyone, at the 1999 Raphael gig at the Kokkaido was dressed head-to-toe in white, making all the crowd shots reminiscent of a cult suicide event, you'll just have to picture it in your mind's eye. And when I describe Kazuki as "Ace Frehley circa 1977", you'll just have to trust me that, literally, you'd have such a difficult time telling them apart that you'd "want a deuce!"

4) Also in Akihabara (which, has lots of hentai anime shops -- and I mean LOTS, like, one or two on every block -- snuggled in between the giant tech superstores and tiny mom-and-pop PC shops) I saw SDRAM selling for mega cheap: namebrand 128mb 168-pin dimms for $20 or so! Didn't they used to cost, like, a lot more?! Anyway, i figure my PC's been running too smooth lately, so I wanna fuck it up, so I'm probably gonna pick up a gigabyte's worth of SDRAM DIMMs and install 'em and see if i can crash/freeze my machine and make every day at home a living hell til I solve the problem. But it's worth it, because every photo on this site has been Photoshop'd, and Photoshop ~loves~ RAM, and the faster I can process 2-megapixel live images of Kisaki from Syndrome (that gig's in a couple weeks), the better, ne?

5) Speaking of "ram": condoms! I got a 10-pack of "Big Boys" last week. They're the same size as any other brand of Japanese condom, despite the "L Size!" proclamation emblazoned on the box... AND they're black! This is bad. Because now your chin-chin seems all discolored and gangrenous when you put one on. "Sexy!"

What I really wish I had done was saved the box of X Japan condoms I picked up at my local Sunkus conbini six years ago. Ah, now -they- were cool... I mean, a band putting out it's own prophylactic?! Damn, that's the shit! I think they had pictures of the band on each tip too. Har har, no no no, just kidding, they were pink, wholly pink, and nothing but the pink.

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