Sinful 6 / Tulips 6:
For the Birds
DISCLAIMER: We all know that they don't belong to me, and
I promise to put them back when I'm done. Just let me win the lottery
Note: Unfortunately, I made it all up
about the aphrodisiac properties of sunflower seeds, but it would explain a
lot about Mulder, wouldn't it?
"Oysters, rhinoceros horns, powdered reindeer horn, pine nuts,
snails, truffles, and... sunflower seeds."
"Sunflower seeds?" Mac repeated in surprise while Victor was
still staring at the Director in complete bemusement. "The others're
aphrodisiacs, Vic," he added when he noticed Vic's expression.
"Let me add 'em to the grocery list."
"Trust me, you two don't need any help," Li Ann put in.
"If I might have your attention..." the Director reclaimed
"Why are we discussing aphrodisiacs?" Mac wanted to
know. "And what do sunflower seeds have to do with anything?"
"A recent study discovered that sunflower seeds have aphrodisiac
qualities for some people."
"Nice to know, but why do we care?" Mac was still baffled.
"Because it seems that some enterprising soul has decided to corner
the market. And he or she has chosen to do so by stealing the entire supply
of sunflower seeds. All of them. In the entire world."
"That's a lot of seeds," Vic observed, trying to keep a
The Director ignored him. "So you, boys and girls, are going to find
out who's responsible and stop them," she concluded.
"But where do we even start?" Li Ann asked.
"There is a storage facility just outside of Washington, DC. It has
the largest single quantity of the seeds in one location anywhere in the
"Washington?" Vic repeated in surprise. "How can we
operate outside of Canada?"
The Director tsked reprovingly. "Victor, Victor, Victor. I'm the
Director for North America, not just Canada. I simply find it more expedient
to maintain separate teams in various locales."
"So that other team I saw... " Vic pounced.
"Was receiving a final briefing before being dispatched to their
assigned city," the Director admitted.
"Ha! I knew it!"
"Yes, Victor, you were a clever boy." The Director gave him a
verbal pat on the head before returning to the subject at hand. "So you
can operate perfectly legally in the States. However, in the interest of
expediency, I've asked local law enforcement to liaise with us."
"You want us to work with the local cops?" Mac exclaimed.
"They'll arrest us!"
"Hardly, Mr. Ramsey. In any event, you'll be working with the FBI,
Special Agents Mulder and Scully. And if past experience is any
indication," she sighed, "Agent Mulder's two domestic partners as
Mac snorted derisively. "As if you didn't plan this to have the
advantage of Sin and Alex's ICIN contacts."
She merely smiled. "Off you go now. Run along home and pack your
things. Your flight leaves in three hours."
"You will cooperate with this investigation, Agent
Mulder," Skinner barked.
"But, sir, this has nothing to do with the X-files," Mulder
"No, Agent Mulder, many things do not. You have, however, been
specifically requested by a director of an agency with a great deal of
international clout." He glanced down at his watch. "They should
be waiting for you in your office right now." Having dismissed them,
Skinner turned his attention back to his paperwork.
Once in the elevator, Scully teased, "I'd have thought you'd be
eager to investigate this case. After all, if the supply of sunflower seeds
dries up, you'll probably starve to death."
"Ha ha. Come on, Scully, this sounds about as important as those
'cases' Kersh used to assign to us."
"Maybe," Scully shrugged. "But we have been assigned to
Mulder sighed in exasperation as he pushed open the office door, only to
stop in his tracks.
"Vic, Mac." He stepped forward to embrace the two while Scully
and Li Ann shook hands. He did offer Li Ann a welcoming smile a moment
later. "You're the agents we're supposed to work with?" he
"Well, yes," Vic replied, startled. "Didn't you
"No, Skinner conveniently forgot to mention that little
detail," Mulder responded, irritation clear in his voice. He shrugged
it off. "Where are you staying?"
They named a centrally located hotel, and Mulder immediately shook his
head. "That's crazy. We have loads of room, and it would be a lot more
convenient for all of us to have you stay with us."
The Canadians accepted his invitation, pleased that they wouldn't have to
stay in a hotel for however long this took. "Are you sure you have
enough room for all three of us, though?" Li Ann queried, visions of
being unable to sleep because of proximity to her over-sexed partners
floating through her head. Not that she objected; quite the contrary, she'd
enjoyed the little she'd seen in the past, but it was not conducive
Mulder just grinned, and Scully snorted at the idea that there might not
be enough room for everyone. Mulder suggested that they stop by the house
right away so they could drop off their luggage from the trunk of their
rental car and grab a late lunch. It sounded good to everyone, so a little
while later they were pulling up in front of Mulder's home.
Vic, Mac and Li Ann could only stare. It was huge, almost palatial in its
luxury, but still somehow managed to fit into the landscape. It screamed
wealth and privilege as much as Vic's parents' house had, but this was a
home rather than a mausoleum as Vic so fondly called the Mansfields'.
"If Mulder can afford this place on his salary," Mac remarked,
"we're definitely working for the wrong government."
The others grinned, but Li Ann pointed out," Don't forget who Sin's
family is. Entire economies would have to collapse before they'd ever need
to live off Mulder's salary."
Vic and Mac looked at her curiously, so she continued, "After we met
them, I got curious and I researched her family. Talk about extended! As
near as I can tell, the last four generations have all maintained strong
links, so fourth cousins are as close as first. That gives them truly
impressive numbers, and in many cases, wealth and power married even more
wealth and power. They're affiliated with, and often leaders in, major
industries in countries around the world. And despite their predilection for
law enforcement, several of them have married into crime families."
"How cozy," Mac observed.
Li Ann shrugged. "They go to amazing lengths on both sides to avoid
head on confrontations. And they usually succeed." She noticed Mulder
and Scully were standing at the door waiting for them, so she got out of the
car, prompting her partners to do the same.
"How'd you find out so much?" Vic asked.
Li Ann grinned. "I told Nathan that you wanted to know."
Vic groaned, then scowled as he wondered if Nathan thought this would
reconcile him to the idea of Nathan and Allegra dating. Nothing would
ever do that.
Once inside, Mulder led them upstairs, leading them to the bedrooms that
would be theirs for the length of their stay. Both rooms were large and airy
and contained king size beds, huge walk in closets and full en suite
bathrooms. The agents looked around with pleasure and wondered if they ever
had to leave. Mac and Li Ann admired the decor, recognizing original
paintings on the walls and genuine antiques scattered about. There was
nothing ostentatious about the rooms, Vic probably didn't even realize the
value of many of the items around him, but the two ex-thieves realized that
they were surrounded by a not-so-small fortune. It reminded them a great
deal of the Tang home that they'd grown up in.
"Why don't you unpack and get settled in, and I'll go down and get
lunch started," Mulder suggested.
"Uh, I could give you a hand," Vic immediately offered,
remembering a conversation about Mulder's lack of culinary skills.
"Are you implying that I can't make a simple lunch on my own?"
"No! I, er, that is, uh, I just didn't want to take advantage of
you. You're already letting us stay in your home; I wouldn't want you to
think we expect you to feed us too," Vic babbled on until Mulder's grin
"Too bad, you'd probably've been right. Alex and Sin keep the
freezer stocked with pre-made meals for when they're not here. All I have to
do is nuke 'em."
"You did that on purpose," Vic accused.
"Of course." Mulder grinned unrepentantly. "It almost
feels like getting Alex. Only easier," he added over his shoulder as he
left the room, leaving Vic sputtering and the others chuckling.
It didn't take them long to unpack, and they soon joined Mulder and
Scully downstairs, watching as he pulled a couple of containers out of the
freezer and popped them in the microwave, then brought a fresh fruit salad
and several cheeses out of the fridge.
"See," he grinned, "even I can't screw this up."
"As long as there's no actual cooking involved," a husky voice
observed from the doorway.
"Alex!" Mulder's face lit up, and he pulled his lover into an
embrace. "When did you get home?"
"Around 9:00," Alex yawned. "Sin's still asleep."
"No, I only wish I was," the woman in question moaned as she
joined the embrace, her eyes still half-closed. She leaned against Mulder,
happy to have both of her lovers with her again.
Alex glanced over at the trio watching them and offered a smile of
greeting. Since Li Ann was there, he assumed they were there on a case, not
just visiting. He made a mental note to talk to Fox and Sin about going up
and spending some time with Vic and Allegra. They were all the family he
had. While he was thinking, Alex had been preparing a pot of coffee, and the
smell as it began to brew got Sin's attention.
She stepped away from Mulder, freeing him to retrieve the now steaming
food from the microwave, and waited impatiently for the coffee. She
considered grabbing a cup before it was done, but a glance at the warning
glint in Alex's eyes stopped her. He hated it when people did that and the
rest of the pot was weak. She hovered over the coffeemaker until it was
done, then poured a cup for herself and Alex, a questioning look in the
others' direction getting shakes of the head. Once she had half a cup down
her, she finally smiled at the Canadian agents and greeted them, sparing a
quick nod for Scully. Although Sin and Scully were nowhere near as
antagonistic as they'd been at first, they were still far from friends.
Alex and Sin eyed the food Mulder'd set out for lunch, but it didn't
appeal to them. They quickly cooked up some bacon and eggs for themselves
and joined the others at the table. As they ate, the Canadians filled them
in on what they knew about the case.
At one point, Alex almost choked on his eggs. "An aphrodisiac,
huh?" He gave Mulder a knowing look. "That explains a lot."
Mulder stuck his tongue out at him.
"I could learn to like them," Mac mused.
"God, are you trying to kill me?" Vic exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, like you'd object."
Vic only grinned.
Scully sighed. She'd forgotten that Vic and Mac were just as bad as
Mulder and Krycek. Maybe worse. Maybe she should use some of her accumulated
vacation time? she mused. When Mulder ostentatiously placed a bag of
sunflower seeds at Alex's elbow and Mac grabbed it and tossed it into Vic's
lap, she was sure of it.
"Hey!" Mulder protested. "Get your own."
Mac grinned at him, then looked from Alex to Victor. "I did."
Mulder snickered. "Well, get your own sunflower seeds too. There are
three of us, so we need 'em more."
"Uh uh," Mac argued, "you share the effort, so you need 'em
Seeing Mulder open his mouth to continue the discussion, Scully hastily
interrupted, "So do you know who owns the warehouse?"
"Storage facility," Li Ann corrected. "Calling this thing
a warehouse is like calling Niagara Falls a little trickle. And no, not yet.
Nathan is still backtracking through a maze of corporate holding companies.
"We'll ask the Lone Gunmen to look into it," Mulder decided.
"If anyone can find out, they can."
"Lone Gunmen?" Li Ann asked.
"Some friends of mine. They're about the best hackers around. If
they can't find something, no one can."
The others just shrugged, not knowing the Gunmen, but willing to take
Mulder's word for it.
"This means we're going to have to stake out this place, doesn't
it?" Mac sighed, already foreseeing long hours of boredom.
"'Fraid so," Mulder agreed. "But... unlike your Director,
I think we can multitask." The others looked at him blankly, so he
explained, "I don't see any reason why we should be bored. You and Vic
team up, I'll go with Alex and Sin, and that leaves Li Ann and Scully, if
you're willing to team up temporarily?" he asked them, getting shrugs
"You're assuming an awful lot there, Mulder," Alex pointed out.
"We don't work for the FBI."
Mulder lowered his head slightly and peered up at his lover through the
curtain of his lashes.
Alex groaned. "I am such a sap."
Li Ann and Scully both smiled, but none of the others wanted to get into
a conversation about giving in to their lovers.
Sin sighed, realizing she was going to spend most her time for the
foreseeable future staking out a warehouse. It was a good thing her boss
also happened to be her cousin, or she'd have a hell of a time getting away
with this. Then she glanced at Vic and the others and reconsidered. The
Agency would probably drag her into this if she didn't volunteer.
Scully shook her head disapprovingly. "There's no way any of you
will pay the slightest bit of attention to work, Mulder. It's a bad
"I like it," Sin said sweetly, unable to resist the opportunity
to needle Scully.
Scully smiled coolly. "And here I thought only teenagers liked
"My, it has been a long time for you, hasn't it, Dana?"
Mulder winced at the increasing rancor between the two women. He'd
thought they'd gotten past this. Alex watched them closely. He'd noticed
that Scully reacted badly whenever any mention was made of Fox having a
relationship with them, especially if it involved sex. Tough luck for
Skinner. I hope he wasn't expecting anything long term with Red. He also
knew that Sin was exhausted. He just hoped neither of them went for a gun.
Scully saw Mulder's reaction and bit back her reply, much to everyone's
relief. "I really don't think it would be a good idea, Mulder,"
she said instead.
"Actually," Li Ann said slowly, "it's probably better than
splitting them up. They'd just get distracted worrying about each
other." She shrugged. "Might as well just leave 'em
Scully was shocked. She'd expected Li Ann, the rational one, to agree
with her. "How can you say that?" she demanded. "They'll be
Li Ann watched her carefully. "You know, I was engaged to both Mac
and Victor at different times in the past. I loved them both. So when they
first got together as a couple, I tried to keep them apart." She met
Scully's gaze directly. "I didn't want to admit it to myself, but I was
Scully drew herself up angrily. "I am not jealous!"
Li Ann just looked at her and shrugged, then turned to the others, asking
who would take the first shift. The Agency had already rented a nearby
vacant warehouse that would give them a good view, so it was just a matter
of setting up a schedule.
"Alex and Sin obviously just got back and are tired, so they should
take the third shift so they can get some sleep first," Mac suggested.
"Makes sense," Vic agreed. "Do you want to go first, or do
you want Mac and me to head over?"
Li Ann shrugged. "I'm willing to take the 4:00 to midnight shift if
you are, Agent Scully."
Scully eyed her, still thinking about their conversation, but nodded, so
the two women left to go start surveillance on a building full of sunflower
seeds. Scully sighed, wondering why that didn't even strike her as strange
"So I guess that makes us midnight to 8:00," Vic sighed.
"Oh well, I never was a morning person anyway."
"Soooo... that gives us eight hours to kill. Got any ideas?"
Sin laughed. "The bedroom's thataway, boys." She waved an arm
"Gee, what an amazing idea. I'd never have thought of it," Mac
marveled. "Thanks, Sin." He grabbed Vic's arm and pulled him
toward the door. Then he realized that Vic had passed him and was pulling him
along, and he started to laugh. "Someone call us an hour or two before
we have to leave," he called over his shoulder before vanishing
Once back inside their room, Vic released Mac's hand and threw himself
down on the bed, sprawling across it in sensual abandon. He grinned up at
Mac, raising his eyebrows as if to say, 'well, what are you waiting for?'
Mac stared down at him, coming closer to place one knee on the bed.
"You really want to do this, here, while your cousin and his partners
are downstairs listening to us?" As he spoke, one hand moved, seemingly
of its own volition, coming to rest on Vic's thigh.
"First of all, I doubt they're still downstairs. I got the
impression Sin and Alex have been away for a while, so they're probably
fucking Mulder blind right now. Secondly," with a long look through his
lashes and slow lick of his lips, "right now, I wouldn't care if they
were standing beside the bed giving pointers. I want you." And he
arched his hips off the bed momentarily, offering himself to Mac.
Mac gasped and sat down beside Vic, his hand tightening on his thigh
before releasing him. "Show me," he rasped.
Wide green eyes focused on him, heat blazing in their depths. Never
looking away, Vic slowly unfastened the buttons of his shirt, his fingers
stroking each newly revealed inch of flesh. A faint expression of amusement
passed over his face as he remembered the T-shirts he always used to wear;
somehow, since getting involved with Mac, he never seemed to want more than
a single layer between his body and whatever his lover might choose to do.
Thought flew away as he touched his nipples, tugging at the stiffened buds,
flicking the barbell-style ring bearing Mac's initial and a tiny tulip, and
he writhed. He dragged one hand lower, undoing the rest of the buttons on
his shirt and tugging it free of the dress pants Mac had convinced him to
wear for their visit to FBI headquarters.
Mac watched avidly as Vic pleasured himself, knowing what his lover was
like when he got in this kind of mood. "Pity we only have eight
hours," he mumbled, making Vic grin at him, the tip of his tongue
appearing again as he moistened his lips.
Vic stared into Mac's eyes as he unbuttoned his slacks, then gradually
lowered the zipper, tooth by tooth or so it seemed to his anxious audience.
When it was finally undone, he slipped one hand inside to fondle his cock
and balls, sighing as he stroked himself. His other hand was still busy at
his nipples, and he squirmed lewdly. Making sure Mac was still watching him,
he shimmied out of his pants and briefs and toed off his socks at the same
time, leaving himself naked. He spread his legs wide, raising one knee, and
continued giving Mac a show.
Mac shifted so he was facing Vic straight on, and he watched closely as
Vic languidly caressed himself, long feathery strokes along his chest and
belly, sharp flicks of his fingers at his nipples, a firm pumping motion on
his cock. Then one hand slid under his ass, running along the crevice to the
sensitive opening, which he circled lightly, teasingly, with the tip on one
finger. His other hand moved down to his cock, jerking it several times
until he shuddered and released himself, not wanting to come yet.
As he watched Vic, Mac was hastily stripping off his own clothes, and he
settled back on his haunches between Vic's legs, enjoying the view. Dilated
green eyes stared straight at him as Vic pushed himself to the edge again,
his hips beginning to rise and fall involuntarily, then stopped again.
"Touch me," Vic begged, needing to feel Mac's hands on him.
"Tell me what you want, Vic."
"You," he gasped. "I want your hands on me, your mouth,
your cock..." Vic whined desperately.
"Tell me where. Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do
it," Mac pressed.
Vic moaned, then forced himself to speak coherently. "Kiss me."
He'd barely gotten the words out when Mac's mouth covered his, licking
his lips, tracing them with his tongue, nipping gently, then urging his lips
to part. Mac explored every last warm, wet inch of Vic's mouth, rubbing over
the sensitive spots he'd learned made Vic whimper. He kissed him until lack
of air forced them to part, then he came back and did it all over again.
Meanwhile, Vic was squirming beneath him, and finally Mac sat up and
watched him again. "What else, babe?"
"My nipples... please, Mac, I need you... suck on me, bite me. Let
me feel you."
Mac was happy to oblige. He caught one nipple between his teeth, flicking
it with his tongue, then tugging hard, rearing back until the rigid nubbin
was stretched between Vic's body and his gripping teeth. Far from objecting
to the slight pain, Vic's cock dripped more precome and he tried to arch
closer to Mac, wanting more. He rubbed his aching cock against Mac's hip,
whimpering in pleasure, but he stopped before he came. It was far too soon
Mac released the reddened nipple long enough to ask, "You like that,
Vic? You want more?"
Vic nodded his head frantically, nearly beyond speech now, but knowing
that Mac would keep him like this for hours if he didn't keep giving
Mac turned his attention to the left nipple, tugging it as he had its
companion, his tongue probing at the spot where the ring passed through,
making Vic whine needfully. He took the two ends into his mouth and pulled
gently, careful not to tear the flesh. As he did, one hand was playing with
the still damp right nipple, circling around it before pinching sharply. The
combined sensations exploded through Vic, and he sobbed Mac's name as he
felt his orgasm start to wash over him. He nearly screamed when Mac suddenly
pulled back, leaving him poised on the brink.
Mac had to swallow hard, nearly undone by the expression of frustrated
pleasure on his lover's face. He almost reached for Vic again to bring him
off, wanting to watch him come, but he knew they'd both enjoy it even more
for the waiting. So instead he fumbled with his discarded slacks until he
found what he was looking for and pulled it out of the pocket. Only then did
he grasp Vic's cock.
Vic arched into Mac's hand, then his eyes flew open, and he tried to pull
away. But it was too late; Mac had already securely fastened the cockring
around his cock and balls. Vic stared down at himself in disbelief.
"You brought that on a case?" he demanded incredulously.
Mac smirked. "I always have that with me. Never know when
I'll want to use it on you."
Vic gaped at him. "Sometimes, Ramsey, you scare me."
Mac grinned even more widely and leaned forward to lick the length of his
bound cock. Suddenly Vic wasn't interested in any more conversation. His
hips rose sharply, pushing into Mac's mouth for an instant before Mac sat
up, releasing his cock.
"So what else do you want, babe?" Mac asked innocently,
ignoring the almost feral look in the green glare being bent upon him.
"I want you to suck me off!" Vic nearly wailed.
"Sorry, Vic love, it's gonna be a while before you get off, but I'd
be more than happy to suck you," Mac said mock apologetically, suiting
actions to words.
He could feel the sharp pleasure zing along every nerve in his body,
building and building beyond anything he'd ever felt before. He wanted, needed
to come, but that damned ring was preventing it. Then Mac started working on
his nipples again, something that drove him crazy at the best of times, and
he went nuts. He tried to tear free of Mac's grip, but the younger man had
anticipated his reaction, and he held him down to be pleasured, never
pausing in the incredible blowjob he was giving.
Vic gave up, allowing Mac to do whatever he wanted, a constant stream of
needy sounds and curses falling from his lips. His entire body went rigid
when Mac worked one hand under him, and he felt a finger slip inside him,
past the ring of muscle he'd stretched himself a little earlier. He stopped
breathing as it slowly sank deeper, stroking over exquisitely sensitive
tissue, searching for and finding his prostate, and he nearly came off the
Mac chuckled at his reaction, the vibrations of his laughter around Vic's
cock drawing a long whimper from the desperate man. Vic never even noticed
when Mac worked a second finger inside him; all he could feel was
incredible, overwhelming pleasure. He was beyond distinguishing individual
sensations. His body felt like it was sizzling, and when Mac shifted between
his legs and pressed the head of his cock inside him, he couldn't even
scream. His mouth fell open, but nothing came out. He clawed frantically at
the tangled sheets under him, his legs wrapped tightly around Mac's hips,
and he bucked up desperately, even knowing that it wouldn't help, that he
still wouldn't be able to come.
Mac gritted his teeth and held still, watching as Vic fucked himself on
his cock for long minutes, squirming and whining, his body sheened with
perspiration, making Mac yearn to lick every inch of him. Finally he
couldn't stand it any longer, and he began to move. He thrust into Vic, at
first shallowly, then deeper, constantly adjusting his angle until Vic
stiffened on one downstroke, his entire body shuddering and an expression of
such deep pleasure that it looked like pain on his face. Then Mac slammed in
and out of him, his thrusts growing more erratic as he rode the crest of his
orgasm, Vic's name tearing from his throat in a guttural scream of ecstasy.
Mac slumped over his lover, faintly aware of his frantic writhing and
desperate, almost hysterical whines. Mac stroked the beautiful, needy body
under him, licking the stiff little nipples, then reached between them to
trail one finger down the length of Vic's erection and back to the rock-hard
balls lying heavily between his thighs. He cupped the sac, rolling the balls
in the palm of his hand, and Vic ripped the sheets he had clenched in his
With a faint, tired smile, Mac leaned forward again to kiss Vic lightly,
tasting his desperation. He smiled down at his lover. "That was
amazing, Vic. God, I really need to sleep now."
Animalistic green eyes shot open, not a hint of intelligence showing in
their depths as they focused on Vic's tormentor. Mac felt a faint shiver of
arousal run through him at the look of total, mindless lust in Vic's eyes.
"Oh, you want me to take care of you first, Vic?" he asked,
knowing that he was pushing it. Vic snarled wordlessly.
Mac decided that he was enjoying this too much to stop just yet. He
grinned down at the older man, planning his next move. "Okay, babe,
I'll take care of you," he purred.
Vic was still eyeing him suspiciously when he shifted forward and sat
back, pushing himself down on Vic's cock. Vic found his voice again in a
wordless howl, and he thrust upward into the welcoming heat. Mac sank down
until he was sitting in the cradle of Vic's pelvis, the rigid cock buried
deep inside him, and he slowly contracted and relaxed the muscles of his
ass, driving Vic into a frenzy.
Vic twisted under him, more whines falling from his lips, rising to a
wild cry as the pleasure built to a climax in him, then continued to build.
His eyes shot open again as he realized that he was still bound by
the cockring - though he had no idea how he'd managed to forget for even a
second - and Mac clearly had no intention of releasing him yet.
Mac smirked at him, his expression making it clear that he was nowhere
near done yet. He caught one of Vic's hands and drew it to his faintly
stirring cock. "I still need some time to recover, but I didn't want
you to feel neglected in the meantime."
A faint sob escaped Vic.
Mac undulated languidly above him, his movements enough to prevent Vic's
arousal from decreasing even the slightest bit. Slowly, his cock firmed and
filled again, and Vic's hand rose from the sheets it was again clutching to
pet him. Both men noticed that Vic's hand was shaking, and an expression of
glee appeared on Mac's face.
"Mac, please!" Vic begged. His heart was pounding, his dick was
throbbing, he thought he might actually die if Mac didn't let him come soon.
But he never, even for a second, considered releasing himself.
Mac eyed him, making sure that he wasn't pushing Vic too far, and what he
saw reassured him. He shifted his hands on Vic's chest, once again teasing
the aroused nipples, and Vic screamed again, making Mac laugh.
Mac began to move more purposefully, raising and lowering himself on
Vic's cock while Vic swore at him.
"What's wrong, Vic?" he chuckled. "Do you want me to
Vic's hands suddenly abandoned the bed sheets to clench on Mac's hips
instead. "Don't you fucking dare!"
Mac continued to move, only vaguely aware of Vic's hands on his hips in a
grip that was going to leave bruises. His own cock was rigid again, and he
left off tormenting Vic's nipples with one hand to move it down to his own
cock. Vic watched him, his eyes glued to that lightly tanned hand moving
against the darkly flushed cock. His lips parted and he could almost feel
that cock sliding between them, the familiar taste of his lover on his
"Don't come," he suddenly demanded.
"Afraid I'll leave you behind again?" Mac teased.
Vic ignored the words, still focusing on that steely cock. "I want
to taste you."
It was Mac's turn to moan as the words made him instantly picture Vic's
mouth on him. He shuddered at the image, remembering how good it felt in
Vic's mouth, how his tongue caressed him. He started to pull off of Vic,
meaning to move forward until Vic could suck him, but Vic tightened his grip
on his hips, holding him in place.
Mac grumbled a protest, and Vic grinned painfully. "Not. Yet,"
he gritted out, his entire body one massive knot of tension begging to be
released. "Now you wait."
Mac groaned and bent over so he could reach Vic's chest, catching first
one nipple then the other between his teeth and biting hard. He knew that at
this stage, Vic didn't want gentleness; he wanted the sharpness of the tiny
bites that translated into pleasure. Mac nipped and tugged at the reddened,
hypersensitive buds while Vic gasped and squirmed. It wasn't long before he
felt Vic loosen his grasp, allowing him to move forward and slide his cock
between his lover's eager lips.
Vic suckled hungrily, tasting the sharp, salty flavor of Mac. He let Mac
slide in completely while he used the flat of his tongue to rub him, then
pulled back so only the bulbous head remained inside, and he licked at the
precome oozing steadily from the slit. He could feel Mac quivering as he
approached his climax, and Vic took him a little deeper and sucked a little
Mac cried Vic's name as the pleasure blossomed at the base of his spine,
spreading through him in a shorter but no less pleasurable burst than his
first. He slumped over Vic again, feeling the world spin, then he realized
that Vic had spun him, flipping them over so Mac was flat on his back
on the bed. Now Vic leaned over him, opening his mouth slightly and letting
Mac's come dribble out onto his chest, forming a "V" with the
fluid. When he was satisfied, Vic swallowed the remainder in his mouth, then
kissed Mac deeply, rubbing desperately against his thigh all the while.
After a time, Vic reared back to admire his mark. "Mine," he said.
Mac could only whimper his acquiescence. He watched wide-eyed as Vic
slowly licked the come back off his chest, pausing for an occasional foray
into his navel or over to his nipples. Although his cock was down for the
count now, he still loved feeling Vic touch him. When Vic finished licking
him clean and sat up, Mac pulled his legs back to his chest, offering
himself to his lover. Vic moaned and started to move forward, only to be
halted by Mac's hand splayed against his chest.
In reply to Vic's surprised look, Mac smiled reassuringly and drew the
hand lightly down his torso to the binding around his aching cock. He
carefully removed it, making sure to touch the straining flesh as little as
possible so Vic wouldn't come too soon. As soon as he freed the older man,
Mac resumed his prone position, again pulling his legs tightly back against
his chest, and waited.
Vic forced himself to wait a moment, just looking at the beautiful sight
of Mac, open and waiting for him. Then he couldn't hold back another instant
and he pushed into Mac, a long groan pulled from him as he felt Mac's heat
engulf him. His hips were already moving almost before he was all the way
in, thrusting desperately, the prolonged tease making him hair-triggered.
Mac stared into his eyes as he moved in and out, seeing the pleasure on his
face, watching him come and hearing his own name screamed in overwhelming
pleasure before Vic collapsed on top of him, momentarily losing
consciousness from the long-delayed climax.
Vic's eyes blinked open after only a brief time, and he withdrew,
allowing Mac to straighten his protesting legs. Vic stretched out beside
Mac, who rolled against him, nuzzling his head into the hollow of his
shoulder. Vic smiled when he felt Mac's arm drape across his chest.
"We should get up," Vic murmured. "Technically, we're
still supposed to be working."
Mac snorted. "Forget it, Mr. Responsibility. We're gonna put in our
eight hours in a little while, so right now, get some sleep."
"No, Vic! Sleep. Now." Mac nipped at his shoulder for
Vic yelped and subsided. He didn't really want to move anyhow.
Mulder, Alex and Sin barely restrained their laughter as the two men
"Gee," Alex snickered, "I wonder what they're going to
"I dunno," Mulder played along, "play Parcheesi?"
"Idiots." Sin shook her head, hiding her own grin as she
reached for more coffee.
Alex slapped her hand away. "Are you nuts, blondie?"
"No, but you're gonna be dead if you call me blondie again,"
she replied sweetly, making Mulder snicker.
Alex grinned, telling her that she was going to keep hearing it now that
she'd let him know that it bugged her. Sin sighed.
"The point, short stuff," he got another glare for that,
"is that we need to get some sleep and drinking half a pot of coffee
"Oh." She looked wistfully at the steaming coffee. "Good
"Come on," Mulder said, herding them upstairs, "bed."
He knew they were exhausted when neither of them argued with him but
instead almost threw themselves into the bed as soon as they got inside the
bedroom. They paused only long enough to toss their robes over a chair
before crawling between the sheets with contented sighs. Mulder eyed them
for a moment before deciding to join them. He stripped off his clothes and
slid under the covers, spooning up behind Sin.
Feeling Fox against her, Sin shifted, rolling over him so he ended up in
the middle, and she and Alex both nestled against him. They'd missed him the
last several days while they'd been away, and they needed to touch him now
that they were home.
Mulder held both of his lovers to him, feeling content for the first time
since they'd left. He smiled to himself and dozed off with one in each arm.
It seemed like they'd just fallen asleep when they were jolted awake by
the yells and howls coming from down the hall. Sin groaned.
"I knew I should have had the bedrooms soundproofed,"
"Fuck, every room in the place should be soundproofed," Alex
"Well, they certainly sound happy," Mulder sighed.
"There's no way in hell we're going to get back to sleep till they're
"Do you think it would be too obvious if we gave them a matching
pair of gags?" Alex asked, making the others laugh.
"Well, you know the old saying, 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em'?"
"God, Fox, I don't believe I'm saying this," Alex moaned,
"but I'm too tired. I need to sleep."
"Poor, tired baby," Mulder soothed. "You just lie back and
let me do the work."
Alex whimpered. He was so tired that he could barely keep his eyes open,
but there was no way in hell he could ignore Fox. He watched sleepily as Fox
looked him up and down and licked his lips, a possessive gleam in his eyes.
Then Fox's head lowered, and that fuckable mouth came toward him, and Alex
felt his own cock twitch and start to fill. Fox leaned a little closer, his
lips parted, and... he breathed on Alex. The moist warm of his breath
caressed the sensitive head of Alex's cock, and the younger man bit his lip,
his hips arching slightly off the bed. He felt himself brush against those
lips, and he moaned softly.
Fox licked lightly along the length of the stirring cock, then pressed
his nose against the base, inhaling his lover's unique odor. Only then did
he really feel that Alex was home again and relax. He felt hands in his hair
and looked up to find Alex clutching at him and Sin smiling understandingly.
He thought vaguely that it was funny that it was Sin who best understood his
fear of losing Alex every time they were separated, but then again, she'd
seen him when he'd thought he'd never see Alex again. He'd never had to face
that with her yet. Alex's impatient shifting under him drew his attention
back where it belonged, and he sucked on the tender skin there in the crease
between pelvis and leg, marking Alex as his again.
Raising his head, he assessed the mark, then growled his satisfaction. He
dropped a possessive kiss in the center of it, then licked along the skin
until he reached the prominent hipbone. He frowned a bit, noticing that Alex
had lost weight. He turned his attention back to his explorations, planning
to lick every inch of the younger man's body. He moved back to the
indentation of Alex's navel and teased it with his tongue, slowing probing
and withdrawing, before he nibbled along the trail of fine hairs leading
back up to his chest. Mulder stopped to tug on each and every hair with his
teeth, or that was how it felt to Alex. When he reached the wide chest, he
rested his chin on Alex's sternum while he considered his next move.
Alex slitted his eyes open and glared down at the man draped over him.
"This is no time for a coffee break, Fox."
Mulder snickered. "Just... surveying my domain, babe."
Alex dropped his head back onto the pillow with a groan. Wonderful, just
wonderful. He was riding the rough edge of exhaustion, and Fox was feeling
Mulder smiled at his reaction, but he realized that Alex really was too
tired for him to draw this out too much. He focused on the hardened nipples
before him and blew on one, seeing it stiffen even more under the added
stimulation. He pressed a kiss just below the aureole, and he couldn't hold
back a smug grin when Alex twitched under him. He lightly licked around the
edges, the thumb of one hand flicking its companion. He continued the tease
until Alex moaned his name and clutched his head, trying to pull him closer,
then he suddenly bit the aroused nipple. Alex yelped even as he pulled Fox
closer still, not wanting him to stop.
Fox reached up and pulled one of Alex's hands free, caressing it, then he
placed the hand over the lube on the nightstand. "Get me ready for you,
Alex," he purred, momentarily relinquishing the reddened nipple.
Alex's breath hitched, and he hastily opened the tube, squeezing out a
generous amount into one hand. He coated the fingers of his other hand with
the slick, then reached down to stroke Fox's ass. He caressed the taut
muscles, kneading them much as Fox was doing to his chest. Fox let him know
it was time to move on with a sharp nip, and Alex chuckled. He stroked the
length of the crevice, working his fingers far enough down to nudge Mulder's
balls, then back up to tease the tight ring of muscle. He felt Fox quiver
against him and moan softly when he used a feather soft touch on his anus,
so he did it again. And again. And again. Only when Fox was squirming on top
of him and panting did he slowly work one finger inside him.
Fox tried to push back onto that exploring finger, but Alex's other hand
on his ass held him down. Mulder turned back to Alex's nipples, trying to
excite the man enough to lose control. Alex moaned and gave Fox what he
wanted by sliding another finger inside him, the two digits spreading the
lubricant and stretching the muscle. Mulder grumbled a protest when the
fingers were removed, but after a quick pause for more lube, they were
replaced by something harder, hotter, that nudged at his entrance.
Mulder moaned and sat up, reaching behind himself to position and steady
Alex, then raised himself higher and came down on Alex's cock, impaling
himself. The harsh groans of pleasure from both men woke Sin back up, and
her eyes fluttered open, instantly focusing on Fox riding Alex. Her gasp
told them she was awake again, and both men looked at her with
Fox rode Alex, both moaning at the intense sensations, and he reached
over to Sin, his hand moving along her body until his fingers slid inside
her. Seeing them had obviously excited her since she was wet and ready for
him, and Mulder worked his fingers inside her. Suddenly, on the next
upstroke, Mulder rose off of Alex and turned around so that his back was to
the other man.
"Sit up against the headboard," he ordered over his shoulder,
and Alex obeyed instantly. As soon as Alex was settled, Fox slid back down
onto him, both men sighing their satisfaction. Then Mulder looked back at
Sin, who was watching them avidly. "Come here," he commanded.
Sin moved around in front of Fox, straddling Alex's legs to face him. Fox
pulled her forward, telling her to lie back. When she did, he curled his
hands under her ass, raising her to him and pulled her onto him.
Alex had his chin on Fox's shoulder, and he watched Fox's cock disappear
inside Sin. He felt Fox start to undulate between them, his slow, languid
motions driving Alex in and out of him while pushing him in and out of Sin.
He clutched Fox's hips even as Fox was doing to Sin, all of them knowing
that they'd be wearing sets of fingerprints the next day but not caring.
Sin moaned, squirming, but she was nearly helpless in this position,
dependent on Fox to move, to bring them both pleasure. Alex too could do
little with the other two on top of him, so Fox was in charge this time, as
he'd said he would be.
Fox raised Sin a little and bent forward, sucking on a nipple until the
awkward position forced him to straighten up. He suddenly grinned.
"You know, I guess it was pretty selfish of me to force you into
this when you're both so tired. I should let you get some sleep." And
he shifted a bit as if to disengage from them.
Sin's nails were suddenly imbedded in his thighs, and Alex had tightened
his grip on his hips and yanked him back so hard he thought he might have
bruises on his ass. Despite the pains, he had to laugh.
"Guess you changed your mind, huh?"
"Smart ass!" Sin snarled, while Alex contented himself with a
vicious bite at the side of his neck. Once he started, he decided he had a
good idea and continued biting and sucking until a huge mark blossomed on
Fox whimpered when he felt Alex marking him, his hips starting to move
faster, with more purpose. Alex groaned loudly, then moved one hand between
Fox and Sin, rubbing her clitoris and feeling Fox's cock sliding against him
with every thrust. Sin felt the added sensation and her eyes flew open,
focusing on Alex touching her while Fox filled her, and she yelled something
that tried to be both their names.
Mulder felt the rippling sensations along his cock, and he moaned. He
held Sin more tightly to him, pushing into her harder, and she whimpered as
the sensations started building again. Fox continued moving between his
lovers, feeling Alex deep inside him and Sin clenching around him. He felt
Alex's hand on his hip and Sin's hands on his thighs, and he felt their
love. His orgasm washed over him and he moaned, not even realizing that he
was chanting "love you, love you," over and over again.
Alex, however, heard him, and the sound of Fox saying he loved him and
the sensation of his ass clenching down on him as he came triggered his own
climax. He buried his face in Fox's neck, biting down again in the same
place he'd marked him only a little while earlier.
Sin stared up at them, seeing the pleasure on their faces, and she moaned
as she came again, arching up into Fox's grasp.
A short while later, they lay tangled together, just holding one another.
Alex suddenly chuckled.
"Now can I get some sleep?"
Fox hit him with a pillow as they all burst into laughter. "Yes, now
you can get some sleep," he finally managed to say. "I think I can
Alex hugged him close, knowing that he had difficulty sleeping alone.
With a final kiss, he lay his head back on Fox's shoulder, and they
gradually dozed off.
When Vic and Mac relieved Scully and Li Ann later that evening, they told
them that everything had been quiet while they were there. No one had gone
in or out of the warehouse. The women went back to the house to get dinner
and relax, and the guys settled down with their pizza to watch.
"So what are we supposed to do in an abandoned warehouse, make
shadow animals?" Mac grumbled.
"Can't even do that," Vic replied with a smothered grin.
"The light would show, and that would be kind of obvious in a
supposedly abandoned building."
"Shit! Tomorrow we move some stuff and people in here so it looks
like we're in business or doing business or something. I don't believe we
have to sit here in the dark for eight hours!"
Vic started to laugh. "Sorry, babe, I couldn't resist. The Director
started people working here a few days ago... as you'd know if you ever
actually read the briefing files. This is the night watchman's office, so
light will be expected here."
Mac glared for a moment, then smirked. "Hell, Victor, I don't have
to waste my time reading the files; I have you."
Vic smacked him, which was exactly what Mac hoped for. A confused few
moments later, Vic found himself flat on his back, with Mac on top of him,
holding him down. He stared up at his lover, who grinned down at him, then
kissed him teasingly. Vic tried to press closer, wanting more contact, but
Mac held him back.
"Sorry, Vic, we're working, remember?" He chuckled at the
varied curses, some in a Chinese dialect that Vic didn't even speak and had
obviously picked up from him. "Come on, beautiful, you know the last
thing we need is more stories about Vic and Mac making out on the job to
start going around the Agency. I'm tired of being the butt of all the jokes.
No one seems to notice that we still solve all our cases!" he sulked.
Vic caught the pouting lower lip between his teeth and tugged gently.
"You're right," he sighed. "Okay, let me up, and we'll be
good little agents and watch the empty building." He grumbled under his
breath for a moment. "Who really cares anyhow if this guy steals bird
"Sunflower seeds, Vic. They're actually very good. You should try
them sometime." As he was talking, Mac rolled off Vic and stood up,
offering his hand to his partner to help him to his feet.
"Whatever. I just don't get..." He trailed off, staring out the
window with his jaw hanging open.
Mac looked up in surprise at Vic's abrupt silence and saw his expression.
He turned to look outside, wondering what had shocked the older man, and he
froze in his turn.
Silence for a long moment, then, "Do you see what I see?"
"That depends," Mac replied warily. "What do you
"I asked you first."
"Well, uh, do you see a giant Rocky and Bullwinkle walking toward
"Actually, I'd say that they were... sneaking. Sorta. They're doing
a kind of exaggerated tiptoe while hunched over, just like cartoon
sneaks." Another long pause. "Is that what you see?"
"Uh huh." Mac couldn't tear his eyes away from the sight
outside even for an instant to glance at Vic. "Do you think we should
call the others?"
"And say what? Attention, be on the lookout for a giant moose and a
squirrel in an aviator's cap?" Vic sounded disgusted.
Mac groaned and leaned his forehead against the window, hoping the cool
glass would do him some good. "I know it sounds stupid, and I
don't want to be a laughingstock any more than you do, but that is
what we're seeing."
It was Vic's turn to groan. "Shit!"
"They've gone inside," Mac reported, watching the odd twosome
while Vic cursed. "Do we just wait for them to come out, or should we
call the others to back us up?"
"Against Rocky and Bullwinkle?!?"
"Well, I'd say that the odds are pretty good that they have
something to do with the case. Unless you think they were just out for a
stroll dressed like that?"
"Very funny." Vic sighed heavily. " I suppose we'd better
call the others." He looked at Mac. "You call."
"Oh right, make me sound like an idiot. I don't think so. Besides,
you saw them first."
Vic lowered his head slightly and looked up at Mac through his lashes.
A slow blink made the eyelashes flutter, then a pleading gleam appeared
in the green gaze.
"No." More faintly.
Vic's head dropped onto Mac's shoulder, and he nuzzled the younger man's
Grumbling under his breath, Mac called Mulder, telling him that he and
Vic had seen two suspicious characters entering the warehouse. He ignored
Vic's snicker at the description and avoided mentioning exactly what they
looked like. He promised that he and Victor would stay put until the others
arrived unless the suspects left.
"Happy now?" He glared half-heartedly at the man now nibbling
on his ear, nearly going cross-eyed in the process.
"Deliriously," Vic mumbled, more concerned with tasting Mac
than with his lover's complaints. He knew he could improve Mac's mood in
moments if he really tried. "Keep watch on the warehouse, babe."
"And just what exactly are you going to be doing?"
Vic chuckled. "Oh, don't worry about me. There's plenty here to keep
Mac groaned. "You're a damned tease."
"Nope," Vic denied. "I'm just building the anticipation,
lover. Tell you what... I get to play now, and you can do whatever you want
when we get back to the house."
Mac's eyes lit up, and a truly lascivious grin appeared on his face.
"Anything I want?"
Vic swallowed hard but nodded.
"Good," Mac practically purred.
Mulder, Krycek, and Sin showed up about 20 minutes later, having decided
not to disturb Scully and Li Ann.
"After all," Mulder pointed out reasonably, "if the five
of us can't handle this, two more aren't going to make a difference."
"What?" Mulder demanded, sounding faintly insulted.
"Come on, Mulder," Alex snickered, "you know perfectly
well that you're expecting Scully to come rescue you if anything goes
Mulder just grinned, not denying it.
"Is that why you keep ditching her?" Sin sounded
"You mean you never figured it out?" Mulder was surprised.
"Not only do I not want her to get hurt tilting at my windmills, if
she's with me, she can't come rescue me if I get caught."
Sin burst into laughter. When she could speak again, she suggested,
"Let's try to avoid that, shall we? I really have no desire to
be rescued by your partner."
"What the fuck?!" Alex's exclamation distracted everyone.
Mac snickered. "I told you they were suspicious
Alex glared over his shoulder. "You conveniently forgot to mention
that they were cartoon characters!"
"Oh, did I?" Mac asked innocently, earning another dirty look
Vic was biting his lip, trying desperately not to laugh. He enjoyed
seeing Alex and Mac together. It was a pleasant change to watch Mac having
to deal with someone who could be just as annoying as he was.
"Uh, guys," Sin interrupted, "how about we hold the great
cartoon debate some other time?"
Both men just stared at her in annoyance, so Mulder jumped in. "How
about 'follow that moose and squirrel'?"
Mac and Alex spun around to the window, and sure enough, while they'd
been arguing, their suspects had gotten into a car and were about to drive
"Shit!" Alex yelped and started for the door but was brought up
short by Sin's voice.
"Don't waste your time, babe; I planted a bug on it when we came
"You couldn't have shared that little piece of news with us?"
"I just did," Sin pointed out sweetly, grinning when she heard
the sound of Alex's teeth grinding.
"Why don't we just arrest them?" Mac wanted to know.
"For what? They left the warehouse empty handed, and for all we
know, they had a key and a perfectly legitimate reason for being here."
Mulder ignored the disbelieving looks and Alex's mutter of 'whatever you
say, Scully.' "Right now, all they've done is drive around at night in
Rocky and Bullwinkle costumes. Which, while admittedly more than a little
odd, is not a crime, last I heard."
Mac glared at him in frustration. "Damnit, can't you ever be
"Yes!" chorused Sin and Alex.
"We don't need to discuss that," Mulder said hastily.
"Oh, I don't know," Mac smirked, "sounds like they might
have some interesting stories to tell."
Mulder glared at the younger man. "Concentrate on the case, Ramsey!
And as for you..." he turned toward Alex, who ducked his head slightly
and looked up at him through his lashes.
Mac recognized the exact same move Vic had used on him earlier and burst
into laughter, drawing everyone's startled attention. "They both
do it!" he gasped out, and Mulder turned a suddenly knowing look on
Alex and Victor. "Give it up, Mulder. When they start that, you might
as well just run up the white flag."
Mulder laughed sharply. "I've noticed. So, Vic does it too,
"Yup. Genetically encoded flirting!"
Vic hit him.
"Okay, play nice, boys, or I'll have to give you time outs,"
"Shouldn't we be following the wildlife?" Vic wondered.
"Soon," Sin explained, "we don't want to make it too
obvious that we're following them."
"Why are we going to follow them?" Alex asked, now
wrapped around Fox with his head tucked under his chin.
"Because in all likelihood they'll lead us to the stolen sunflower
seeds. I really doubt that they've eaten several tons of the things, no
matter how oversexed they are."
"I'm really going to have to see about a lifetime supply," Mac
"Only if I get a matching supply," Vic laughed. "Either
that or you're gonna get very frustrated, lover. I don't share."
"Selfish!" Mac mock pouted.
Vic raised an eyebrow. "Okay, babe, I'll share if you will."
"No fucking way!" Mac instantly growled, and Vic smirked.
"And so ends that discussion," Sin chuckled. "Come
on, guys, time to go follow the cartoon characters." Without waiting
for a response, she headed for the exit, confident that they would follow
Once they got outside, they eyed the two cars, debating whether they
should stick together or keep the increased mobility of two vehicles.
"We'd better take both," Mulder decided. "Just in case
they split up."
"Try to keep up," Alex tossed over his shoulder to Mac, sliding
into the driver's seat before Mulder could.
Mac glared at him, and Vic grabbed the keys to head off another battle.
Mac tried to get them back, and Vic looked up at him meltingly through his
"Fuck! That is so unfair."
Vic smirked up at him. "Yeah, right and you never pout at me. All's
Mac huffed and sulked in his corner of the seat while the others pulled
out and Vic followed them.
Mulder glanced over his shoulder and saw that Mac was sitting stiffly in
one corner of the seat, and he snickered. "You should be ashamed of
yourself, Alex. You've upset poor Mac."
Alex laughed. "That'll just make them enjoy making up all the more.
Consider it my community service."
"What a guy," Mulder marveled.
"I know, it's tough being such a humanitarian, but I do my
best," Alex replied humbly.
Sin made gagging noises, and Mulder lost it.
"Hey, cut the comedy routine, guys," she suddenly said,
"we're almost on top of the tracker."
Alex instantly settled down, following her directions toward the source
of the signal. Mulder watched with interest, never having had the
opportunity to really observe his two lovers working together before. The
closest he'd come had been on that case in Toronto with the Agency, but they
hadn't really worked together there. Seeing them now, he felt a lot more
comfortable about the next time they'd leave on an assignment. They
obviously worked well as a team.
He chuckled faintly. It was nice to know that they could cooperate on
something other than teasing and tormenting him. He looked up to find them
watching him curiously, and he shook his head. "It's nothing," he
Alex and Sin let it go, but there was a gleam in Alex's eyes that told
him he hadn't heard the last of it. Once Alex's curiosity was aroused, he
could be incredibly persistent.
"Worse than a damned cat," Mulder mumbled.
Sin laughed, knowing perfectly well what Mulder was referring to, and
Alex grinned over his shoulder at him.
"There!" Sin suddenly said, pointing at a cabin set back from
"How cliched," Mulder mourned. "Will there be hounds
baying at the moon too?"
"Concentrate, guys!" Sin snapped, dropping into professional
mode. "Ludicrous as these guys are, we don't know if they're armed.
Mulder nodded. "I know; it's just hard to get past the
"Ask Vic about getting shot by a clown sometime," Alex advised.
"A clown? Never mind, I don't even want to think about it
right now," Mulder said hastily. "Speaking of Vic, where are
"Right here," Mac replied almost in his ear, making Mulder
"Jesus! Where the hell did you come from?!"
Mac smirked. "Well, first there's the ovum, then there's the
"Smartass!" Mulder snarled. "I meant how did you
sneak up on us?" "Did you somehow miss the fact that I'm a thief?
I'd be a pretty poor one if you could hear me coming."
"Actually," Alex drawled, "I'm pretty sure the neighbors
hear you coming."
Vic choked and blushed bright red, and even Mac looked a little
"Rocky and Bullwinkle?" Vic prompted.
"Inside presumably," Sin replied. "The sensor is
motionless just around to the right of the cabin, so the jeep must be parked
"Well, what are we waiting for?"
"Reasonable cause?" Mulder suggested, garnering astonished
looks from the others.
"To decide who's going in where," Sin said.
Fifteen minutes later, the five agents burst into the house where they
found the two men, still wearing the Rocky and Bullwinkle costumes, sitting
at a table surrounded by cases and cases of sunflower seeds. Rocky let out a
girly scream that gave them all headaches and made Alex seriously consider
shooting him, then Bullwinkle heaved a sack of seeds at them, hitting Mac in
The young man doubled over, the breath knocked out of him, and when
everyone was momentarily distracted by that, Rocky snatched up another sack
and tossed it at them. Totally pissed off, Mulder shot at him, meaning to
wing him to prevent him from throwing any more, but just as he pulled the
trigger, a sack from Bullwinkle passed in front him. The bullet hit the bag,
tearing through it, and the next thing they knew, they were in the midst of
a veritable hail of seeds.
The next few moments were chaotic as people yelped while being pelted by
sunflower seeds, Rocky and Bullwinkle tried to take advantage of the
confusion to escape, and Vic and Alex tackled them and sat on them.
Looking over at the two identical men, the other three all wished they
were the ones under them, and they were all inspired to rid themselves of
their prisoners as quickly as possible.
"Does it strike anyone else that it's very odd that we solved this
oh-so-difficult case in less than a day?" Vic asked.
Mac shrugged. "Against Rocky and Bullwinkle? Not really. Maybe this
is the Director's way of giving us a vacation."
Vic frowned up at him. "You know, you may have something
"There's something else I want to have, so can we please call
the cops to come pick up these bozos?" Vic was dialing before the last
word had left Mac's lips, visions of Mac taking him filling his head.
"Cuffs would be good round about now," Sin hinted.
"Kinky, short stuff," Mac snickered.
"One more height joke, Ramsey, and you won't be any good to Vic or
anyone else," Sin promised.
"Sheesh. Talk about touchy." But Mac made sure he was a safe
distance away from her before he said it.
"No cuffs, but I think that cord will do," Alex said, nodding
toward a pile in one corner. No one wanted to think too much about what the
moose and squirrel might have intended to do with it, but it served the
purpose. While Mac secured the prisoners, Mulder placed a call to Skinner
and the local police department, asking for someone to come take custody of
the men and the evidence.
"Better make sure you bring a couple of trucks," Mulder advised
the person on the other end. "The evidence happens to be what looks
like a couple of tons of sunflower seeds. On second thought, you might be
better off just sealing the cabin... What? No, I am not insane...
Look, just call Assistant Director Walter Skinner at the FBI, and he'll
confirm my story. This is an actual federal case!" He pushed the end
button so hard he nearly sprained his finger. "Why doesn't anybody ever
The others snickered. "Just imagine if you'd told him the prisoners
were Rocky and Bullwinkle," Alex gasped out between giggles.
Mulder glared. Then he paced around the small area of the cabin not
filled with crates of seeds until the others were ready to shoot him. "What
is taking them so long?" he demanded.
"Possibly the fact that you're about 20 miles from nowhere," a
familiar silky purr responded, and they turned in surprise to see the
Director. She was wearing one of her more bizarre outfits, a schoolmarmish
suit and blouse buttoned up to her throat... and both made of a completely
transparent, clingy material that showed off the leather catsuit she was
wearing beneath them. Somehow, her favorite riding crop seemed to go with
"Why, boys," she said, "you seem to be covered in seeds.
And I'll just bet you have some in the most intriguing places," she
cooed, making them back away nervously. "Let me guess, you're planning
to practice for Best Extraction?"
Victor and Mac winced and wondered vaguely what the Americans were making
of all this.
The Director trailed a blood red talon along Mac's cheek. "I'll bet
you're just yummy lightly salted."
Vic actually growled and yanked Mac away from her, placing himself
between the two of them. "Mine!" he snapped.
"Why, Victor, how sweet. I never realized you had such caveman-like
impulses. You could even beat out Dobrinsky in that category." She
waited a beat, then continued, "Then again, perhaps I should try you
out myself." It was Mac's turn to issue a challenging rumble of
annoyance, and she laughed softly. "Perhaps not. Shoo, kiddies. Go
play, and don't get yourselves arrested. I won't expect you back at work for
"The prisoners?" Mulder asked.
The Director raised a supercilious brow. "I think I can handle Rocky
and Bullwinkle here on my own."
Mulder eyed her uncertainly, and Vic jumped in before he could get
himself into trouble. "Trust me, Mulder, she doesn't need our
help." He looked at her. "Hell, throw her in a pit with a cobra, a
mongoose and lion, and I know who I'm betting will come out alive," he
"What a sweet boy you are, Victor," she cooed, and he decided
to get out while he still could.
"I don't know about you, but I am leaving now."
Vic turned and marched out the door, not bothering to see if anyone followed
Mac took one look at that delicious ass vanishing through the door and
followed. In fact, he followed so closely that his tongue got stuck in Vic's
ear, and they stumbled to a halt against their car. Mac spun Vic around in
his arms, humping against him, their hands moving frantically over each
"Shit," Vic breathed, "how do you do this to me all the
time? One minute we're working or doing something perfectly normal, the
next, I feel like I'll die if I don't touch you." He bit Mac's throat,
sucking on the warm, salty skin until a massive bruise blossomed. Only then
did he let go, an expression of pure satisfaction showing in his eyes.
Mac dropped to his knees and nuzzled against the denim-covered bulge,
mouthing it softly to feel Vic quiver.
"Cool it, guys," Alex warned softly, coming up behind them.
"The cops'll be here any minute. Keep it in your pants till we get
Vic groaned painfully, but he knew his cousin was right. He dragged Mac
back to his feet and pushed him into the car after a quick but deep kiss
that nearly buckled both their knees.
"Eyes on the road, guys. Don't get yourselves killed," was
Alex's parting shot as he slid into Mulder's car, he, Mulder and Sin all in
the front seat.
Totally ignoring seatbelt laws and common sense, Sin curled up on Alex's
lap, both of them watching Fox drive. Alex whispered something in her ear,
and a chirrup of laughter escaped her before she clapped both hands over her
mouth. After a moment she nodded.
Fox watched them out the corner of his eye, wondering what they were up
to. When those two got that mischievous gleam in their eyes, it was time to
hunt for shelter. Somehow he always seemed to be at ground zero though, he
mused with a grin. His eyes widened and his head whipped around suddenly.
"Watch the road, babe," Alex chuckled. "We wouldn't want
to get in an accident."
Mulder dragged his eyes back to the road, the vision of what he had seen
burned on his retinas. Alex had unfastened Sin's jeans and blouse, and
pushed the denims down, along with her underwear. He'd also unhooked the
front clasp of her bra, leaving her the next thing to naked in his lap. Her
legs were spread wide, hooked outside his, and his fingers were teasing the
soft, pink flesh between her thighs.
Mulder dared another quick glance, and he could see the wetness gleaming
on her and on Alex's fingers. He also noticed Alex's other hand lightly
pinching the pouting tips of her breasts while Sin gasped and squirmed
against him. Fox couldn't resist another minute; he reached over, sliding
one hand over Sin's sensitive flesh and grasping the rock hard erection
pressed against her. He smiled when both of his lovers gasped.
Alex moaned softly but forced himself to push Fox's hand away. "Uh
uh, baby. You're the designated driver, so you just keep your attention on
the road. Nothing distracting till you get us home. Both hands on the wheel
at all times."
Mulder groaned. This was going to be a long drive.
He kept sneaking glances at the two beside him, knowing they wanted him
to watch them, desperately wanting to touch them. He saw Alex fingerfuck Sin
while she writhed on his hand, her hands back around his neck, clutching at
him. He watched Alex suck on Sin's throat as she arched back uncomfortably
to offer herself to him, and he listened to her cries of pleasure. He
whimpered and pressed harder on the gas when he saw Alex unfasten his own
jeans and slide inside Sin. He could hear her sounds of pleasure, and he
wanted Alex inside him. He glanced over again and saw the expression
of rapture on her face as she rode Alex, saw Alex's fingers teasing her
clit, and he groaned again.
"Wassa... oh fuck! oh god, Alex..." Sin whined his name and
lurched against his fingers, "what's... oh yeah!... the matter,
babeeeeee!" She ended on a shriek. "Feeling left out,
sweetie?" She suddenly leaned forward, gasping at the sensation of Alex
shifting inside her, and nibbled on the cloth covered bulge between his
Fox's hips rose off the seat, and Sin laughed breathlessly and sat back,
wriggling on Alex. "Home, Fox," she repeated.
"Fucking teases!" he snarled.
It was Alex's turn to laugh. "And you love every minute of it,
"Right this second, I think I hate you! God, touch me!"
"Poor baby," Alex purred, stretching one arm along the back of
the seat so he could tangle his fingers in Fox's hair. "There, is that
better?" he asked sweetly.
The look Mulder threw his way could have dissolved steel. "You are
going to pay for this, you bastard. And don't think you're gonna get off
scot free either," he snarled at the giggling woman in Alex's lap.
"Oh, but I am going to get off," Sin argued.
"And...mmmm... very soon too. God, don't you just love to feel Alex
inside you, Fox? He feels sooo good..."
"So do you, sweetheart, so do you," Alex groaned. "So hot
and wet and tight, you fit me like you were made for me... just like Fox
does. I don't know which of you feels better, don't ever want to choose.
God!" He suddenly gripped her hips hard, holding her still. "Too
close, can't take much more."
"Alex, come inside me," she moaned, "I want to feel you. I
love making you lose control like that, making you feel so good."
Fox was whimpering constantly now, and he thought he might break the
speed of light getting home. He wondered vaguely what was happening in the
other car because Mac was keeping up with him easily. A faint sob of relief
escaped him when he saw the gate up ahead and realized they were almost
home. He glanced over again and saw Sin undulating slowly on Alex, his
fingers tugging at her nipples, grimaces of pleasure on both their faces.
The car squealed to a halt outside the front door, and Mulder switched
the engine off, turning his full attention on the two who'd been teasing
him. Two pairs of glazed green eyes stared back at him, and Sin moved as if
to climb off Alex.
"Don't you move!" Mulder warned, causing both of his lovers to
freeze. "Good. I want you to turn around, Sin - Carefully! I don't want
Alex to come out of you - so you're facing him, and hang onto him. And you,
Alex, you're going to carry her into the house like that."
"But my jeans! They're half off already; I'll trip and kill us
both," Alex protested.
"Good point. Raise your hips, baby."
Alex bit his lip but did as he was told. A moment later he felt his boots
and jeans yanked off, leaving him naked from the waist down.
Mulder eyed his half-naked lovers, chewing on his lower lip reflectively.
"Nope," he announced, "not quite right. Lose the
shirts." After a brief hesitation, they did, and Mulder smiled.
"Perfect. Okay, time to go inside." He glanced over his shoulder,
noting that Vic and Mac hadn't made it out of their car yet either.
"But... Vic and Mac..." Alex tried.
"I. Don't. Care. Now move it!"
Sin groaned and buried her face in Alex's neck, whimpering at the
sensations deep inside her when he stood up. Mulder followed them into the
house, admiring the muscles flexing in Alex's ass as he walked. The minute
they got inside, he shoved Alex forward against the bench in the hallway.
Sin landed on her back on top of it with Alex even deeper inside her while
Mulder held him down with a hand in the small of his back. His other hand
was busy unfastening his jeans, then groping in the drawer of the table
beside it for the lube he knew had to be there. Only moments after walking
in the door, Fox was imbedded deep inside that luscious ass, feeling the
tightness grip his cock.
Alex moaned desperately at the feeling of fullness in his ass and Sin's
tightness gripping his own cock. He didn't think he could take much more,
then Mulder caught an earlobe between his teeth and tugged. "Don't
come, baby," he breathed, his tongue flicking out to trace the
sensitive whorls, making Alex shudder. "Not till I do. Will you do that
Alex could only whine, verbalizing being beyond him at that point, but he
"Good boy." Fox petted him as a reward, stroking the length of
his torso down to the base of his cock where it vanished inside Sin. Both
men looked down at her, seeing her pleasure as Fox pushed Alex into her with
"She's coming, isn't she, baby?" Fox murmured in Alex's ear.
"It feels so good when her muscles clench around you. You can feel them
fluttering, milking the pleasure out of you, but you won't give in, will
you? No, you promised me you'd wait for me, and I know you won't break your
promise." He licked along Alex's jawline, feeling the tightness of the
clenched jaw as Alex held back his orgasm with a whip and a chair.
Suddenly the door flew open again, and Vic and Mac stumbled in, literally
tripping over the other three and landing on the floor at their feet.
Alex stared down at the men writhing in his front hallway, their pants
undone and their glistening erections rubbing together, and a moan of
anguish escaped him. "Fox, please," he begged.
"Not. Yet," Fox gritted out.
The newcomers looked up at them, only vaguely aware of their presence.
"Lube," Vic begged, and Mulder reached around for it and dropped
it into his hand.
Now Mulder was fucking Alex while watching Vic fuck Mac, the best of both
worlds. Alex had his eyes shut tightly, every muscle in his body clenched as
he tried not to come while Sin continued to come on him, Mulder worked his
ass, and two guys fucked inches from his feet. All he could hear, smell,
feel was sex, and he loved it. His entire body was electrified, the pleasure
racing through him, and he quivered visibly.
Mulder stroked him, feeling the shudders of pre-orgiastic rapture
rippling through him, and he shifted slightly so that he struck the
hypersensitive gland inside him dead on with his next stroke even as he
whispered, "Come for me, baby."
Alex screamed his bliss, trying to shove forward and back simultaneously.
Sin arched up into him, coming yet again, and Mulder pushed as far into him
as he could get, shuddering as he released inside Alex, filling him with
After a moment, or maybe an hour, Mulder looked down at Vic and Mac, who
lay in each other's arms next to a cooling puddle of sticky fluid. For a
moment they all stared at one another uncomfortably. What exactly was the
proper thing to say after fucking in your hosts' entry, beside your hosts?
Mulder suddenly grinned. "I know what you're thinking, Vic. Don't
worry about it. We weren't exactly standing on ceremony either."
Alex snickered. "All I have to say is 'Thanks, come again.'"
After the boos and hisses died down, Mulder slowly withdrew from him and
straightened up, groaning. "Shit, I'm too old for this. Next time we
wait to get to a bed!"
Alex also moaned faintly as he straightened up. "Don't say that like
it's my fault. You're the one who threw me down and had your wicked
way with me."
They all laughed, slowly dragging themselves upstairs to get some sleep.
"Yeah?" He eyed Mac warily.
"What happened to your clothes?"
Alex flipped him the finger, and they parted with more laughter. Just
before they went inside their rooms, Mulder glanced back with a grin.
"It's great when you come, guys, but I don't know if I'll survive a
week of this."
Alex cuddled against him. "Don't worry, babe. I'll revive you!"
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