Quote Hog's Film Quotes

@ "If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened." --Holden McNeil, 'Chasing Amy'

@ “It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.” --George,‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’

@ “Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.” --Maxine, ‘Being John Malkovich’

@ “We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have Paris, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night. ‘When I said I would never leave you...’ And you never will. But I got a job to do too. Where I’m going you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that. Now, now...here’s looking at you, kid.” --Rick, Ilsa‘Casablanca’

@ "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." --Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'

@ “Having a kid is great. As long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or talking.” --Sonny, ‘Big Daddy’

@ “I’m only paranoid because they want me dead.” --Jerry Fletcher, ‘Conspiracy Theory’

@ "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." --Rhett Butler, 'Gone With The Wind'

@ “I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” --Harry, ‘When Harry Met Sally’

@ “I didn’t create a loser alter ego to make me feel better!” --Tyler Durden, ‘Fight Club’

@ "Where's everybody going? 'To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog's Day.' It's still just once a year, isn't it?"--Phil Conners/Piano teacher, 'Groundhog's Day'

@ "But anyway, the point is, I totally realized: Fate. There is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it's up to you to make it happen."--Angel/Stripper, 'Can't Hardly Wait'

@ “Where the hell are they? ‘The appropriate question is ‘when’ the hell are they.’”--Marty McFly, Doc Brown, ‘Back To The Future’

@ “I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both, maybe both happening at the same time.” --Forrest Gump, ‘Forrest Gump’

@ “Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy, like that.” --Tree Trimmer, ‘Better Off Dead...’

@ "When they opened Disneyland in 1956 nothing worked. 'Yeah, but John, if the Pirates Of The Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!'"--John Hammond, Ian Malcolm, 'Jurrasic Park'

@ "I think every now and then everyone's entitled to too much perfection...you know?"--Louis, ‘Bed of Roses'

@ "Remember what the Monty Python boys always say-- 'No one expects the Spanish Inquisition'"--James, then the Helen that missed the train, 'Sliding Doors'

@ “To infinity....and beyond!” --Buzz Lightyear, ‘Toy Story’

@ “A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.” --Jerry Fletcher, ‘Conspiracy Theory’

@ “Loneliness has been following me my whole life.” --’Taxi Driver’

@ "If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!"--Ace Ventura, 'Ace Ventura, Pet Detective'

@ "I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be facist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."--Ferris Bueller, 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'

@ “I am Jack’s broken heart.”--’Fight Club’

@ "Rock stars have kidnapped my son!"--Elaine Miller, 'Almost Famous'

@ "You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed, and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbithole goes."--Morpheus, 'The Matrix'

@ “The price is wrong, bitch!”--Happy Gilmore, ‘Happy Gilmore’

@ "Movies don't create psychos. They just make psychos more creative."--Billy Loomis, 'Scream'

@ "2130 games. One more season and Cal Ripkin is king! Cal Ripkin is king! And I won't get to see it! Cause I'll be in the woods!"--Mike Williams, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "If you build it, he will come."--The Voice, 'Field Of Dreams'

@ "You're insane!!!...But you may also be brilliant."--Danny Devito's character, 'Man On The Moon'

@ "Ease his pain."--The Voice, 'Field Of Dreams'

@ "I do not regret the things that I've done, but those I did not do."--Lucas, 'Empire Records'

@ "Go the distance."--The Voice, 'Field Of Dreams'

@ "See here, this is us. (sliding his finger around the other side of golf ball) All the way around here, Fiji. You can't get any further away before you start coming back."--Truman Burbank, 'The Truman Show'

@ “How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?” --’E.T. Extra Terrestrial’

@ "Hey, how come he gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"--Bender, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "There is no spoon."--candidate for 'The One', 'The Matrix'

@ "I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed, you know, as a career, I don't wanna do that."--Lloyd Dobler, 'Say Anything'

@ “It is political, you’re a communist! ‘No, Mr. Green. Communism is just a red herring. Like all members of the oldest profession, I’m a capitalist.’” --Mr. Green, Wadsworth, ‘Clue’

@ "This will be the highlight of my day."--Lester Burnham, 'American Beauty'

@ "Like Daddy always says, there are 24 usable hours in every day."--Cory, 'Empire Records'

@ "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and an nice Chianti."--Hannibal Lecter, 'The Silence Of The Lambs'

@ “The old dreams were good dreams; they didn’t work out, but I’m glad I had them.” --’The Bridges Of Madison County’

@ "So you measure for meters? What? We're not in Europe!"--Heather Donahue, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "He didn't fall? Inconceivable! 'You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.'"--Vizzini, Inigo, 'The Princess Bride’

@ "I am the eyes and the ears of this institution."---Carl the janitor, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "Why can't the courtesan marry the maharajah? 'Because she doesn't love you!'" --The Duke, Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'

@ 'Baby? Do you think it's possible that somebody in the world, is doing this exact same thing at this exact same moment? 'I hope so. Otherwise...what the hell are we trying to save?'"--Grace Stamper, AJ Frost, 'Armageddon'

@ “You’re late. ‘You’re stunning.’ You’re forgiven.” --Vivian, Edward, ‘Pretty Woman’

@ “I always feel like such an idiot! But, I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” --Billy Madison, ‘Billy Madison’

@ "Do you think it's gonna be an early spring? 'I'm predicting March 21st.' Ya know, I think that actually IS the first day of spring..."--Man In The Hall/Phil Conners, 'Groundhog's Day'

@ "What's your favorite scary movie?"--the Killer, 'Scream'

@ "Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die."--Lester Burnham, 'American Beauty'

@ “Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their lives.” --Counselor, ‘Heathers’

@ "Hey, Doug, if I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me? 'Ha ha ha...what?'"--Cambi, Doug Butabi, 'A Night At The Roxbury'

@ “We are number one! All others are number two, or lower!” --The Sphinx, ‘Mystery Men’

@ "Yeah, that sounds good. What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday? 'Um, it used to be, drive to the woods and go hiking. But um...' I think that's scratched off. 'I think that might change now.'"--Mike Williams/Heather Donahue, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "I'm a key figure in an ongoing government charade. An annoyance to my superiors. A joke to my peers. They call me spooky. Spooky Mulder, who's sister was abducted by aliens when he was a kid. Who now chases little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens and anyone else who'll listen that the fix is in. That the sky's falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shit storm of all time.!"--Mulder, 'The X-Files: Fight The Future'

@ "Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy!"--random woman in Rex Manning 'Say No More(Mon Amor)' music video, 'Empire Records'

@ "I have *got* to get me one of these!"--Steven Hiller, 'Independence Day'

@ "Your Honor, I object! 'And why is that?' Because it's devastating to my case! 'Overruled!' Good call!!"--Fletcher/the Judge, 'Liar, Liar'

@ "This is a story about truth, beauty, freedom; but above all, this is a story about love." --Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'

@ “Watching television shows doesn’t make you violent. Canceling television shows makes you violent!” --Ray, ‘Scary Movie’

@ “Welcome to America’s weirdest home videos.” --’American Beauty’

@ “Since I’ve met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We’re caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is Dad found out more than he was looking for and until I’m sure, I’m going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.” --’Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’

@ “Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarted.” --Sparky Pulastry, ‘Bring It On’

@ "You do know Elvis is dead. 'He isn't dead. He just went home.'"--Agent J,Agent K, 'Men In Black'

@ "Right. Perhaps you've confused me with someone who gives a shit."--Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ "You can milk just about anything with nipples. 'I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?'"--Greg Focker, Jack Byrnes, 'Meet The Parents'

@ "I wish I had something inspirational to say to you, but that's not the kind of guys we are. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lives forever." --Shane Falco, 'The Replacements'

@ “Today in social studies we learned how they kidnapped the Lindbergh baby right out of his house. I think I’ll sleep with the window open tonight.” --Vada, ‘My Girl’

@ "There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed, because you know things can't get any worse."--Nick Chapman, 'The Big Picture'

@ "Why ya` gotta waste my flava? Damn!"--Kenny Fisher, 'Can't Hardly Wait'

@ "I'm just gonna stay here. You guys find somebody; I'll be under this tree with the vine. This is really fucked up."--Josh Leonard, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "Houston, we have a problem."--Jim Lovell, 'Apollo 13'

@ Look, you don't have to...Scott Baio?"--Preston Meyers, 'Can't Hardly Wait'

@ "He is identical to you in every way, except he is one-eighth your size."--Number Two, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ “I couldn’t believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn’t know my name.” --Ted, ‘There’s Something About Mary’

@ "I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."--Penny Lane, 'Almost Famous'

@ "Well damn the man."--Lucas, 'Empire Records'

@ "Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny. Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these to foes, a pair of star cross'd lovers take their life."--Newscaster, 'William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet'

@ "Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected...but that's life."--Rafe McCawley, 'Pearl Harbor'

@ "Show the kids at home what the stick is for! (Mike shifts, leans tall and rests his arm on the stick) Look at that. We have our very own leaning post."--Heather Donahue, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “When you’re my age guys will be lined up around the corner for you. ‘You have to say that, because you’re my teacher.’ Actually, I shouldn’t say that because I’m your teacher.” --Josie Gellar, Sam Coolson, ‘Never Been Kissed’

@ “Drinking and driving don’t mix...that’s why I use a bike.” --Duckie, ‘Pretty In Pink’

@ “A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live? ‘Then I shall have to make you wings.’”--Danielle, Leonardo da Vinci, ‘Ever After’

@ "Are you two brothers? 'No...yyyeeeessss, man!'"--the Bouncer of the Roxbury club, Doug and Steve Butabi, 'A Night At The Roxbury'

@ "Luke...I am your father."--Darth Vader, 'Return of the Jedi'

@ "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."--Rob Gordon, 'High Fidelity'

@ "I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning."--Deborah, 'Empire Records'

@ "I have become the monster you were intended to be."--Mr. Hand, 'Dark City'

@ "Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her."--Jerry Fletcher, 'Conspiracy Theory'

@ "Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"--Phil Conners, 'Groundhog's Day'

@ "Austin...I am your father. 'Really?' Well, no, I have nothing to back that up."--Austin Powers/Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ "Damn alligator bit my hand off!"--Chubbs Peterson, 'Happy Gilmore'

@ "Can I ask you a question baby? 'Sure, Austin.' Do I make you horny, baby, do I make you randy?"--Austin Powers/Ms. Kensington, 'Austin Powers'

@ "I love Josh! I am totally butt-crazy in love with Josh!"--Cher Horowitz, 'Clueless'

@ "America, America, GOD SHED YOUR GRACE ON ME!!!!!!!"--Mike Williams, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime? ‘My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?’”--Cosmetics Saleslady, Dr. Abby Barnes, ‘The Truth About Cats And Dogs’

@ "You...complete me. You--'Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello.'"--Dorothy Boyd-Maguire, Jerry Maguire, 'Jerry Maguire'

@ "You...complete me. You--'Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello."--Doug, Steve Butabi, 'A Night At The Roxbury'

@ "No. Now get out of my Van Halen t shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."--Robbie, 'The Wedding Singer'

@ "As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen? 'Because you never kill him when you get the chance and you're a dope?' (MiniMe hops upon the table and tries to push the 'Scott Evil button on Dr. Evil's control panel. Frau squirts him with a water bottle. MiniMe glares as Scott and gives him the finger.)"--Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ "Now that's high quality H2O."--Bobby Bucher, 'The Waterboy'

@ "One more thing. The person who finds her, gets to name her, right? 'Yes, that's right.' I wanna name her Dottie. After my wife. She's a viscous, life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."--Karl/Truman, 'Armageddon'

@ "Wait a minute...nice boys don't kiss like that. 'Oh yes, they fucking do.'"--Bridget Jones, Mark Darcy, 'Bridget Jones' Diary'

@ "Yes, Satan...oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else."--Ace Ventura, 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective'

@ "Now, Mark, you gotta understand something. This music is the glue of the world, Mark, it's what holds it all together. Without this...life, would be meaningless."--Eddie, 'Empire Records'

@ "I think I broke the window again."--Doug Butabi, 'A Night At The Roxbury'

@ "Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.'--Heather Donahue, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It’s not that we don’t want to, but too much has happened that we just can’t.” --Samantha, ‘Now And Then’

@ “Look, we’re very impressed with Andy’s new toy. ‘Toy?’ T-O-Y. Toy. ‘I believe the word you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger’.’ The word I’m searching for....I can’t say because there are preschool toys present.”--Woody, Buzz, ‘Toy Story’

@ "You have to keep her consious, ask her questions. 'Ah, what's seven times seven?' Stuff she knows!"--Cher/Elton, 'Clueless'

@ "What rucus? 'I didn't hear any rucus.' 'Can you describe the rucus, sir?'"--Brian, Andrew, Claire, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "And don't worry about the vase. 'What vase?(turns and breaks vase)' That vase. 'I'm sorry.' I said don't worry about it. 'How did you know?' Ooh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"--the Oracle/Neo, 'The Matrix'

@ "Like, look, there goes another lemming."--Aldys Martin, 'Never Been Kissed'

@ “Sometimes, there just aren’t enough rocks.” --Forrest Gump, ‘Forrest Gump’

@ "What's wrong? 'Salt Lake City, Utah. Transfer effective immediately. I already gave Skinner my letter of resignation.' You can't quit now, Scully. 'I can. I debated whether or not to come here because I knew--' We're close to something here...we're on the verge. 'No, you're on the verge, Mulder. Please don't do this to me.' After what you saw last night, after all you've seen, you can just walk away. 'I have. I did, it's done.' I *need* you on this, Scully. 'You don't need me, Mulder. You never have. I've only held you back. (beat) I gotta go.' (in hallway) If you wanna tell yourself that so you can quit with a clear conscience, you can but you're wrong. 'Why did they assign me to you in the first place, Mulder? To debunk your work. To reign you in, to shut you down.' But you've saved me. A-a-as difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You've kept me honest. You've made me a whole person. I don't know if I wanna do this alone. I don't even know if I can. But if I quit now, they win."--Mulder/Scully, 'The X Files: Fight The Future'

@ "Please, this is no redneck, no redneck is this creative."--Mike Williams, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “I’m not sure here, where we are, is real at all. This all feels like a game to me.” --’eXistenZ’

@ "Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster? 'I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.'"--Phil Conners, Mrs. Lancaster, 'Groundhog's Day'

@ "Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything." --Mouse, 'The Matrix'

@ “I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don’t notice it.” --’The Color Purple’

@ "Fuck you! 'No, we already played that, remember?'"--Sidney Prescott, Billy Loomis, 'Scream'

@ "No, MiniMe, we do not *gnaw* on our kitties, we just stroke them, and love them..."--Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ “We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alove for. The quote from Whitman, ‘O me! O life!...of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless--of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here--that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.’ That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?” --John Keating, ‘Dead Poet’s Society’

@ "Supposed to be there at 8:30. 'Okay.' Which means we are already going to be behind schedule, but it's important to have juice."--Heather Donahue/Josh Leonard, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” --Lloyd Dobler, ‘Say Anything...’

@ "Mickey, the whacked-out horror movie lunatic! But if he's a suspect, then I'm a suspect. Let's move on. 'What if you are a suspect?' Then you'd be a suspect. 'You're right...let's move on.'"--Randy/Dewey, 'Scream 2'

@ “I’ve just been down the gut of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a million memories I don’t want.” --’Men In Black’

@ "Austin Powers is the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake. Either way it's bad, I don't know animals."--Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me'

@ "Yeah, liver alone! Get it? Liv-her alone? Huh?"--Stu, 'Scream'

@ "Cue the sun."--Christof, 'The Truman Show'

@ “I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just ‘Crewman Number Six’. I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I gotta get out of here!” --’Galaxy Quest’

@ “Things will happen in your life that you can’t stop. But that’s no reason to shut out the world.” --Crazy Pete, ‘Now And Then’

@ “If I had a tumor, I’d name it Marla.” --‘Fight Club’

@ "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." --Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'

@ "Here he is, filling out our first slate for our first shot. 'Should we all like cut our fingers open and bleed on it? A little bloodletting on the slate?' No we'll save that for later. (Laughs nervously) 'Kiss the slate. It's first slate.' First slate, marked by my lipstick. (Josh carries slate over to Mike) 'First slate, kiss it.' (Mike bites down onto clacker part of slate) Awe he licked it, god bless him. Your not supposed to eat it, we need that for the rest of the shoot."--Heather Donahue/Josh Leonard, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"--Norman Bates, 'Psycho'

@ "Good morning. And in case I don't see ya--good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"--Truman Burbank, 'The Truman Show'

@ "I tried cybersex once. I kept getting a busy signal."--Birdie, 'You've Got Mail'

@ "I can't work under these conditions! It's UNPROFESSIONAL!!!"--'Meryl', 'The Truman Show'

@ "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"--Bender, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "This is Barry Manilow. 'Yeah.' Why are we listening to a station that plays Barry Manilow?"--Denise/Preston, Can't Hardly Wait'

@ "See that you do. If I had been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."--Ace Ventura, 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective'

@ "We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented."--Christof, 'The Truman Show'

@ "You know what? Hahaha! I kicked the fu...haha...I'm sorry it's fucked up, but...I kicked that fucking map haaa! Into the creek yesterday! Haaa! It was useless! I kicked that fucker into the creek! Hahaha! (walks away laughing hysterically) WAAAAHHHOOOO!"--Mike Williams, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? HUH? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?"--Truman Burbank, 'The Truman Show'

@ "SHOPLIFTEEEERRRR!"--Mark, 'Empire Records'

@ “To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.” --Jerry Fletcher, ‘Conspiracy Theory’

@ "Pimps don't run; pimps stroll."--Pimp Masta J, 'The Tuxford Bitch Project'

@ "One day logic was proven all wrong because the tide lifted, came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass. And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I have to keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?"--Chuck Noland, 'Castaway'

@ "Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."--Bender, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."--Lester Bangs, 'Almost Famous'

@ "I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there."--Leonard Shelby, 'Memento'

@ "Women want him, and men want to *be* him."--Mrs. Kensington, 'Austin Powers'

@ "That Vizzini, he can fuss. 'Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream at us.' Probably he means no harm. 'He's really very short on charm.' You have a great gift for rhyme. 'Yes, yes, some of the time.' 'Enough of that!' Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 'If there are, we'll all be dead!' 'No more rhymes now, I mean it!' 'Anybody want a peanut?'"--Inigo, Fezzik, Vizzini, The Princess Bride'

@ “Don’t worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour the instant the lightening strikes the tower...everything will be fine!” --Doc Brown, ‘Back To The Future’

@ “THESE are not spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers, and THESE are gold.”--Sparky Pulastry, 'Bring It On'

@ “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” --Rick, ‘Casablanca’

@ “I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success.” --Dicky, ‘Jerry Maguire’

@ "You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth but you're gonna eat that? 'Can I eat?' I don't know....give it a try."--Bender/Claire, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.'--Hannibal Lecter, 'The Silence Of The Lambs'

@ “Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. ‘Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.’ So, your work has not changed.” --Wadsworth, Professor Plum, ‘Clue’

@ “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” --’The Princess Bride’

@ "George Malley. You learned the Portugese language in 20 minutes? 'Not all of it.'"--Bonnie, George Malley, 'Phenomenon'

@ "I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore."--Phil Conners, 'Groundhog's Day'

@ "Hey--do you like apples? 'Yeah.' Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?"--Will Hunting, Harvard guy, 'Good Will Hunting'

@ "(sings Gilligans Island theme). 'Yeah, but this ship has a good captain, not a fat beer-guzzling captain.' 'He wasn't beer guzzling.' 'There was no beer on the island man, if they had beer they would've had like, big ass orgies.' (All laugh) 'You're kinda like the Captain and Mike's kinda like your Gilligan. No offense, I mean that as a compliment. Gilligan was a funny guy.' 'But the Captain was fat.' 'Okay, Let's call it a thin Captain.' 'Let's not call it the Captain anymore you illiterate TV people! It's the Skipper.'"--Josh Leonard/Heather Donahue/Mike Williams, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ “Two dollars! Two dollars!” --Johnny Gasparini, ‘Better Off Dead...’

@ "Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager Lucas. This young man will be prosecuted and deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Heh, heh, heh. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records."--Gina, 'Empire Records'

@ "If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!"--Bender, 'The Breakfast Club'

@ "Well, our object collision budget is one million dollars, and that allows us to trace about three percent of the sky. Beg your pardon, Mr. President, but it's a big-ass sky."--Truman, ‘Armageddon'

@ "I can't feel my legs.....I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!!"--William Lichter, 'Can't Hardly Wait'

@ "Dance Party, USA, teenybopper shit, right? 'Actually, it tested well amongst teenage males.' 'Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?'"--Warren/Jane/Lucas, ‘Empire Records’

@ "And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it."--Ricky Fitts, 'American Beauty'

@ “I love you. ‘Jerry, no, no, you don’t love me.’ Sure I do. ‘No, no.’ I don’t?” --Jerry Fletcher, Alice Sutton, ‘Conspiracy Theory’

@ "Maaaarrrrrshhhhhhmeeeeeellllllllloooooowwwwss."--Heather Donahue, 'The Blair Witch Project'

@ "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"--Rob Gordon, 'High Fidelity'

@ "Oh, and...be sure and bring shoes for the shower. I got warts...all over my feet."--Trip McNeely, 'Can't Hardly Wait'

@ "I haven't got a brain...only straw. 'How can you talk if you havn't got a brain?' I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they? 'Yes, I guess you're right...'"--the Scarecrow/Dorothy, 'The Wizard Of Oz'

@ "Whoa..."--Thomas A. Anderson/Neo, 'The Matrix'

@ "Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being." --Toulouse-Lautrec, 'Moulin Rouge'

@ "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's...broken."--'Gross Pointe Blank'

@ "But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even a little, not even any at all."--Kat Stratford, 'Ten Things I Hate About You'

@ "It's what I've got to work with."--'Hedwig And The Angry Inch'

@ "Trespass sweetly urged - give me my sin again."--Romeo, 'William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet'

@ "Don't do drugs!"--'Almost Famous

@ "You betcha!"--'Fargo'

@ "Hey James Bond - here in America we drive on the right side of the road."--Josh, 'Clueless'

@ "On my way to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack held seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens--sacks, kittens, cats, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives? My number is 555-and the answer."--'Die Hard With A Vengeance'

@ "I'm a paranoid schizophrenic! I am my own entourage!"--'America's Sweethearts'

@ "I promised myself I'd never let them see me cry."--'She's All That'

@ "As you wish!"--'The Princess Bride'

@ "Have I told you about my condition?"--Leonard Shelby, 'Memento'

@ "It takes a very secure man to walk like that."--'Miss Congeniality'

@ "My lady, the house is stirring. It is a new day. 'It is a new world!'"--Nurse, Viola, 'Shakespeare In Love'

@ "I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."--Jerry Fletcher, 'Conspiracy Theory'

@ "Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to talk about bull in order to be comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody really special, when you can just shut the heck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence."--'Pulp Fiction'

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