Co-Founder and Co-President. Matthew has worked on a half dozen movies in some capacity, as well as a closed cable news program called "Morning Moments." He has starred in numerous stageplays and has written a few of his own. Matthew is over-seeing Bad Waitress' newest project "Zombies A'Plenty!" He is also author of Ded Jimmy. He is a sexual machine and has been known to go for two hours at a time. Ladies can reach him at his email. He loves nerdy things, and enjoys massaging others when they are tense. His hair is much longer now than in the picture, and he looks completely idiotic at times. This photo was taken on a good day, when the stars were in alignment and he'd just shaved. His beard grows about an inch a day. No lie!

Co-Founder and Co-President. Chris has worked with Matthew in his stage career, as well as various other collaborations. Chris is producing the re-release of "Zombies A'Plenty!" while working on the screenplay for the thriller "12." Mr. Mascorro also enjoys going to the gym, but he never works out. He always grabs a bench right behind the elliptical machines and sits there for a few hours until the oiled assistant trainer makes him leave. It's pretty funny. Notice his signature "double guns" salute. It's because he plays violent computer games, and enjoys violence. Such is the life of a Bad Waitress worker. A half-life. Not really alive and praying for death. I'm sorry...I have to go lie down.

Co-Founder, Co-President and Eye Candy. I'm back, took a Valium. Jeremy is a heavy investor in Bad Waitress, as well as its future star. But look at him. If you're a girl, you totally want to bang him, don't you? Jeremy is slated to co-star in the upcoming thrillers "Dead of Winter" and "12." Jeremy has starred in numerous stage productions and is related to silent film star Butterly Kensington. Seen here holding his favorite gun. He has a whole collection of these things. Seriously. He loves to go out and mow down "critters" with them. Damn psycho is what he is. (Bad Waitress does condone mowing down Critters - as featured in the movie "Critters," and also regular critters, provided said critters make a good gravy and taste good when grilled over and open flame.)
Jeremy is married and has five children.

Chef. deNiro is a fast-food trained chef who keeps the bellies of Bad Waitress employees full. He is not often discussed as he lives in the basement of the home office located in Muskegon, Michigan. We keep him in there because, quite basically, he's a complete asshole. No joke, you let him out and he's all over you with that machete like you just made out with his girlfriend. Which is more than often true, because she's wicked hot. I don't know how he hooked it up with her, but she's all "I can't break up with him in his time of need," but if you ask her, she totally makes out with you. Jeremy's married, and Chris is gay, but Matthew makes out with her constantly, it's totally awesome. But then, deNiro gets all pissy about it and tries to kill everyone so we have to taser him in the junk and kick him in the basement. Makes some mean cheese fries though.