..::THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER::..

Top Five Funniest Pics/Toons on the Web

Teacher's Pet
Not that funny, but he's wearing tiny bondage pants!

A Young Maynard James Keenan
Sweet merciful crap

Our "President" in One of His Finer Moments
How dare he call himself the leader of our country?

A New State Quarter
Burrrrrrrrrn

Idaho Pot
Makes me want to move to Idaho, if only I knew where Idaho was...

Susan Cohen

Top Five Songs to Fall Apart to

A Perfect Circle - 3 Libras
The Reports - Naked
Les Savy Fav - Je Taime
Pearl Jam - Release (Live Atlanta, 4.6.94)
Western Keys - I Believe In

Susan Cohen

Top Five Overrated Bands

..::Les Savy Fav::..
They have their moments, and it seems like the rest of the world loves them,
but I've just never been able to get into them

..::The Strokes::..
Sure, they're incredible, but that's just because they're ripping off
all the bands from the 70s that were incredible

..::The Black Heart Procession::..
I enjoy the occasional dark, depressing song as much as the next person,
but for the love of god, get a damn prozac prescription!

..::Dashboard Confessional::..
Chris Carraba, you're young, rich, and damn sexy.
It's about time you grew a dick and got over whatever the hell happened in your past

..::The White Stripes::..
Are they brother and sister? Are the ex-husband and ex-wife? And what is with only dressing
in red and white? Since when has indie rock been only about gimmicks?

Susan Cohen