Name: susan - webmaster, editor, reviews, etc...
Sex: female
Age: 15
Birthday: Feb 2, 1987 (yes, that is groundhog's day)
Place of Birth: Miami (Babtist Hospital, if you want to get specific)
Pets: two obnoxious dogs
Height: 5' 4
Hair Color: some shade of brown
Eye Color: your average, run of the mill brown
Writing Hand: right (although i started getting good at using my left when i was counting down the days to the bright eyes show)
Current Residence: miami... er... i mean "palmetto bay"...
Nervous Habits: cracking my knuckles, but i actually enjoy doing that
Do you bite your nails?: nope
Do you pick your nose?: ahahahahahahaha no
Can you roll your tongue?: yeah
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: if i close one of my eyes...
Can you blow smoke rings?: uh... no.... of course not.... why would you ask such a question....
Can you blow spit bubbles?: not since i was five
Can you flare your nostrils?: i think i can, but without putting any effort into it
Can you cross your eyes?: nah, i'm too freaked they'll get stuck that way
Tattoos?: i would have to be very drunk or very high. preferably high
Piercings and where?: i choose not to mutilate myself for the sake of accessorizing
Do you make your bed daily?: define "make"
What goes on first, bra or underwear?: i'm too dead in the morning to pay that much attention
Which shoe goes on first?: i could care less. its not like i have an ocd
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: not at anyone, but at walls
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: no more then twenty to school, more when i go elsewhere
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: my necklace with the uneven pattern of eyeballs, a bunch of rubber black bracelets and clear ones that i drew on, my green rubber band with "The Only Direction We Flow is Down/RIP Layne Staley" written on it, and my preppy fossil watch thats all scratched up
What's sexiest on a guy?: smile. i dig a guy with a great smile
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: like i could give a shit either way
Favorite Piece of Clothing: either my smashing pumpkins zero shirt, which was the first band shirt i ever bought, or my tool shirt, which is great at starting conversations with complete strangers
Have you ever eaten Spam?: i think i was forced to for a week after hurricane andrew (that bastard)
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: ben and jerry's bovinity divinity. i take sadistic pleasure in devouring the little chocolate cows
How many cereals in your cabinet?: does anyone actually count the number of cereals in their cabinet? and who says i keep my cereal in my cabinet?
What's your favorite beverage?: anything that is highly (and i mean highly) caffinated
What's your favorite restaurant?: this kick ass chinese place on bird road
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: you can use untensils to eat pizza?
How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day. i floss too. when you've had six cavities in the course of seven years, you start to care about your dental hygiene (correction: your parents start to care)
How often do you shower/bathe?: every night, unless i know i'm not going to be out in public the next day
How long does your shower last?: between ten and twenty minutes
Hair drying method: i just sit there
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: i got bored the other day and started coloring on it with a permanent marker. does that count?
Do you swear?: do i swear? i have the mouth of a fucking sailor!
Do you ever spit?: not intentionally....

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE....
Actor/Actress: humphrey bogart
Animal: snuffleluffagusses
Food: anything loaded with msg
Month: most of october and all of november
Day: they all blow
Cartoon: seasons two-seven of the simpsons, season one of daria
Shoe Brand: converse
Subject in school: something in the social studies field where i can piss people off with my radical opinions
Color: black, or black with red
Sport: vegetating
Body part on you: my opposable thumbs
Body part on the opposite/same sex: i am not superficial; therefore, i could care less
TV show: newsradio (phil hartman, we hardly knew ya
Holiday: i guess purim (jewish holiday). technically i'm supposed to get entirely smashed (damn reformed temple and their policies towards liquor)
Book: john irving's the hotel new hampshire
Thing To Do In The Spring: take adventage of the last few humidity-free moments
Thing To Do In The Summer: slack off
Thing To Do In The Fall: halloween. need i say more?
Thing To Do In The Winter: dude, this is miami. winter is like every other time of the damn year
Perfume or Cologne: perfume, but my friend chris had a cool cologne
Game: super mario bros 3, life, and monopoly

IN AND AROUND....
The CD Player: right now, bright eye's lifted, or the story's in the soil, keep your ear to the ground, sparta's austere, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead's source tags and codes, desaparecidos' read music, speak spanish, a perfect circle's mer de noms (which has been in there for god knows how long), and an album that i'm too ashamed to admit to liking (shelby knows who i'm talking about...)
Person you talk most on the phone with: i prefer aim, and i talk to a wide variety of people
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: like, oh my god, because, i, like, care, like, that much about how i, like, look
What color is your bedroom?: the many colors of all my crap
Do you use an alarm clock?: unfortunatly, although i have hired a hit man to "finish the job", but you didn't hear that from me....
Name one thing you are obsessed with: pearl jam (the band, not the euphanism)
Window seat or aisle?: aisle; i get the window if i want to piss someone off

LA LA LAND....
What's your sleeping position?: how do i know? i'm asleep
What kind of bed do you like?: this great bed i slept in at a hotel in atlanta
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: yes. i am that much of a dumbass (and the sad thing is, i'm not being sarcastic)
Do you snore?: god i hope not
Do you sleepwalk?: once... i was in sixth grade and i tried microwaving an eggo waffle
Do you talk in your sleep?: yes. i have intriguing conversations with the voices in my head
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: with the tv on (i stopped listening to the radio when zeta stopped playing zeppelin)

What do you look for in a guy?: a taste in music that i can respect (does that make me superficial?)
What is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy?: usually i notice the guys in band shirts first
Makeup: i don't mind it, but when it comes to the point where i'm putting myself through pain (i.e. plucking my eyebrows) for the sake of "beauty", thats where i draw the line
Tell the truth: i'm the president of the pathalogical liar's association. really, i am!

WHICH IS BETTER....
Coke or Pepsi?: they're the same i tells ya, the same!
Oranges or apples?: apples. they are (supposedely) the reason why humanity is screwed
One pillow or two?: many
Deaf or blind?: deaf. i need an excuse to learn sign language
TV or radio?: more like winamp
Beach or pool?: pool; i can jump into my pool in my clothes; can't really do that at a beach
Tic-Tacs or Certs?: orange tic tacs
Snooze button or jump out of bed?: snooze, then snooze, then snooze, then snooze, then snooze, then i get out of bed, but i don't exactly "jump"
Sunrise or Sunset?: sunset. sunrise would be cool if it wasn't in the morning
Morning or night?: night, or from one to three in the morning
Sports or news?: the last ten minutes of news, when they do the slightly entertaining human interest stories
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: oh my, i love them both. i get to stay home and be JEWISH!!!
Indoors or outdoors?: indoors (whoever invented airconditioning should have numerous religions and cults doveted to him and/or her)
Bert or Ernie?: i prefer oscar the grouch over both of them. there is something not right about their relationship, if you know what i mean....
Spicy or Mild?: to me, mild is spicy
Call or Write?: write. and when i mean write, i mean pen-to-paper write. its more personal
Peanut Butter or Jelly?: depends on what it is on
Dog or Cat?: many, many, many dogs
Bath or shower?: shower. who wants to soak in a tepid pool of their own filth
Book or Movie?: depends. a book if it can hold my attention span, movie if they're written well
Rain or Snow?: i love the rain; it makes me happy. and yeah, snow's cool too, because it just snows all the time in miami....
Nike or Adidas?: converse