Quotes
Eddie
- You only work in a shop you know......you can drop the attitude
- Look darling look, I've got a muscle......no no no don't push it away darling!
- Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.
- I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, sweetie, but it's me! Me! Me! Me!'
- In
the Sixties, we were too stoned to jog; in the Seventies we had platform shoes,
and in the Eighties...I can't remember what happened in the Eighties.
- Is this the car clamp club?
- Why, oh why do we pay taxes, huh?! Just so we
can have bloody parking restrictions, and bloody ugly traffic wardens, and
bollocky pedestrian bloody crossings!!...Why not just have a "Stupidity Tax?"
Just tax the stupid people!!"
Patsy
- She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of
sucking up the furniture.
- The last mosquito that bit me had to book
into the Betty Ford Clinic.
- Is it a beeee??
- Who dies in
their own vomit these days? NO ONE!
- The only thing that got him up in
the night was his bladder.
- One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines
so high, the world's your gynaecologist.
- She tried to crowd surf and the
tide went out.
Saffy & Eddie
Eddie: God, it's a rather depressing thought that you might live on after me,
isn't it? You, huh. That's how I'm going to be remembered, is it? What, through
you?
Saffie: Well what do you want, a statue?
Eddie: YES.
Saffie: A great big, fat, ugly, armless statue?
Eddie: [pause] I've got arms. I've got arms,darling!!
Gran & Eddie
Edina: Inside of me, sweetie, inside of me, there is a thin person just
screaming to get out.
Mother: Just the one, dear?
Bubble
Who can say?
Bubble & Eddie
Bubble: Hoover Hooover
Eddie: You're suppose to turn it on, not just make
the noise!
Saffy & Patsy
Saffy (about her baby): It kicked
Patsy: Well of course it did, who wouldnt? I'm tempted myself