Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get it Up to Satisfy Their Wives

Thursday, 1 June 2006

My poor wang...
Mood:

don't ask
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
For some reason, the more I play Space Cadet Pinball, the more I think that I'll NEVER achieve an erection again. I keep concentrating, like Cain in Kung Fu, but it doesn't work. My penis is like a limp piece of keel right now. If I could post a picture, I would, but I know I'd be offended if I went to what I thought was a fansite for 3D SCP and got a wang shoved in my face.

P.S. Why are there so many people commenting on this now? How did you find out about this?

P.P.S. My dysfunction is a serious matter and you shouldn't make fun.

P.P.P.S. PINBALL!!!!!!

Posted by Space Cadet at 5:23 PM PDT
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Thursday, 1 June 2006 - 5:46 PM PDT

Name: RASHOMON

I play 3D Space Cadet Pinball every night! AND I get it up everynight and make sweet love to my wife! My wife for THREE YEARS. THREE YEARS!

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Thursday, 1 June 2006 - 5:46 PM PDT

Name: RASHOMON

You should kill yourself... you should kill yourself and DIE. then maybe youll get your wang up! harhahrahraharharharharhar!

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Thursday, 1 June 2006 - 5:49 PM PDT

Name: RAHSOMAN

dude! you suck! you cant even get your wang up to satisfy your own wife!

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Thursday, 1 June 2006 - 5:51 PM PDT

Name: RASHOMON

Yeah.the more i think about it, the more I think you should just kill yourself! you'll never get it up! you think you can do good at pinball??? you cant even get it up! you cant even get it up to satisfy your own flesh and blood WIFE.