Melbourne Grammar (thanks to Bourne)Saint Ignatius College Adelaide (thanks to Tbone)

DEALING
WITH
DEATH



Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.
Death says: DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST GOOD-BYES OR IS IT STRAIGHT TO THE AFTERLIFE?
Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU?
Death says: I REALLY DON'T LIKE DOING ALL THESE FAVOURS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Death says: I MEAN, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
Death says: HANG ON A MINUTE, YOUR HOURGLASS IS STILL HALF FULL.
Death says: JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE I DID THIS FOR YOU!
Death says: I MAY NOT BE SO FORGIVING IN THE FUTURE.  BE MORE CAREFUL.
Death gets back onto Binky and rides away.
You hear a pattering of many tiny feet.
The ground suddenly opens up in front of your feet and a bunch of manically
grinning dwarves pop out and start bouncing around in front of you. With a 
huge smile one of the grinning dwarves whispers in your ear: Here, take this
book. But don't mention it to Death. Ok? Without waiting, they all leap back
into the hole which slowly closes after them.
The ghost of you is now standing by your corpse, fortunately for you Discworld players are like cats who have been run over by a truck twice and have 7 lives (not 8 as that is a magical number on the disc), so a visit from death isn't the end of the world. You have several options, the best is to get a priest who worships Pishe to resurrect you. This way you don't loose all of your xp as the amount you keep is dependant on the priests skill. With the other two options you loose all of your xp, so its best not to let them build up too much before using them. You can get a priest to raise you, which is a simpler version of resurrect that a lot more priests have, or you can go visit Harry. You go to the Temple of Small Gods on the Street of Small Gods, then s into the temple, then w, e u and you will find yourself in the room with Harry who will automatically raise you. Then you need to go back to your body to get all from corpse, then equip to wear all your stuff. Be aware that what ever killed you in the first place may still be there, so it might be best to take some help if needed. You cant bury your own corpse, it will stay there for all to see until it decays in about an hours time.

Please master, enlighten me to the meaning of liff


Soxy will take you home