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Henrietta
by J. Cullen Browning

This article appeared first in Texas Parade Magazine.

As far as I know, Henrietta was the only hog in history to become a lieutenant governor's pin-up girl. Or to stop a crap game by eating one of the dice.

But then Henrietta was no ordinary hog. She was Queen of the Razorbacks. And she will be long remembered by all the people who fished, hunted or just loafed at Milner's Camp during the time she reigned thereabouts.

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Among these people is former Lieutenant Governor Ben Ramsey of Texas whose home is at San Augustine not far from the spot on the Sabine River where Henrietta was born, lived, gained a measure of fame, and died.

Ramsey sometimes escaped the cares of being the state's second in command by communing with nature at Milner's Camp. What he did while there was never

reported in the press. Not even when your reporter was present because I was always mixed up in it myself.

The lieutenant governor got to know Henrietta well and became quite fond of the old girl. During one of his last years in office he distributed among his friends a picture of the razorback and also hung one on the wall of his den at home.

The copies that went to friends were by way of rebuttal to their arguments, on being told about her exploits by Ramsey, that there couldn't possibly be no such animal.

Well there was, and I'll swear to everything in this yarn about her on a whole stack of pighides. It would be quite a stack if made up of the skins of all the pigs farrowed by Henrietta as a result of her woodland romances.

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I haven't the vaguest idea as to the number of her love affairs. But I personally counted her progeny and in 16 times around she produced a total of 98 pigs.

They looked like everything from Duroc to pure razorback and in color ranged from snow white to blackout black. These many discrepancies in her offspring never seemed to bother Henrietta in the least. She fed them, fought for them, chastised them, gnawed ticks from their bodies, and

casually abandoned them at weaning time regardless of bloodlines or appearance. The necessity for satisfying a number of appetites besides her own except during brief periods of her life kept the sow foraging throughout most of her waking hours and often at odd times in the night.

One of the after-dark meals was eaten while a group of the fellows were gathered outside the cabin for a few hands of galloping dominoes. They also fried some fish.

Some of the players just couldn't wait until after supper to try their luck. They started the game while still chomping on hunks of food held in their hands. Henrietta, drawn from her nearby bed by the aroma of fried catfish and hush puppies, was disposing of the hones and scraps falling on the ground.

It was a lovely evening for everybody except certain of the boys for whom the sevens turned up on the wrong throws. Then a player bounced one of

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the dice from the table with the same hand he had been using to eat fish. Henrietta took one sniff at the cube and gobbled it down.

Nobody had thought to bring an extra pair of dice so that broke up the game. And with the habitues and sons of habitues of Milner's Camp holding seven bucks of my hard-earned cash.

In three decades as a

newspaper editor I have been accused a number of times of trying to be maker of kings. Henrietta actually has been my only successful venture into the realm of royalty. I made her the Queen of the Razorbacks with things I wrote about her and which appeared in print.

Henrietta was unimpressed. She ate a· copy of the Sabine County Reporter in which one of the yarns about her

appeared. It had been used for wrapping frozen steaks and the faint odor of beef left on the newspaper, from Henrietta's point of view, qualified it as food.

It all began one hot summer day when two of my sons, Stephen and Travis, were sharing the first of ten vacations we spent together at Milner's Camp.

Henrietta wasn't a whole hog

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that year, just a careless gilt. And at the first acquaintance she was still several days away from having the name by which she became well known and which sometimes was used at the end of a string of epithets.

The boys and I were having lunch outside side the cabin on a table underneath a tree. The pig, then about two-thirds grown, was lured to the campsite by the odor of food.

She came out of the brush. walked up to the table, and without so much as a grunt climbed into a vacant chair, put her front feet on the table and started helping herself to the catfish.

Both the lads broke into laughter and I was so taken aback by the animal's audacity that for a few moments I couldn't holler "sooey." When T finally slapped her away from the

table she had finished off the catfish and was working on the fried potatoes.

She went squealing off into the brush and that was the last we saw of her until the next meal. But thereafter, each time something was cooked, she made another appearance. I refused to let her eat off the table again but Stephen and Travis kept her well supplied at her favorite spot on the ground nearby.

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During the first few days we just called her "pig." Then Travis named her Henrietta. As best I can remember he had a favorite teacher with that name.

By this time she had stopped going back into the brush when she had eaten her fill. She would lie down in the shade nearby and before long the boys discovered that die liked nothing better than to be scratched on the back with a short stick while she drifted off to sleep.When we went to Milner's Camp the following

summer, Henrietta was a fullblown razorback. She had lost her baby fat; acquired the long snout, sawtooth combackbone and two-foot tail that identify the breed; been involved in at least one sylvan affaire d'amour; and been a mother for the first time.

She also had undergone a marked change in personality. This was most noticeable in the fact that she had begun traveling miles every day over a regular route, on a split-second timetable, in search of food. Always with

her litter of pigs in hot pursuit.

She made two appearances at the cabin in her daily rounds, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. Her first stop on each visit was at the bottom of the bluff down which we dumped the offal of fish we caught and the kitchen debris.

After performing her chore as a mobile garbage disposal unit, the sow would climb the sheer bluff and dispose of anything else that she classified as food and which wasn't either inside the cabin or hung up out of her

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reach.

To Henrietta the term "food" had a rather broad application. It included anything remotely associated with what we ate and which was not made of metal or glass.

If it wasn't behind a stout door or at least four feet off the ground it was within her reach. She could balance herself on her hind legs to reach low-hung edibles or could climb on top of an automobile. She even mastered the knack

of opening ice boxes left where she could get to them.

Now and then other vacationers would camp out in tents around Milner's Camp.

Henrietta dearly loved these people. They invariably provided her and the current crop of pigs with at least one larrupin' meal before discovering that the fabled camel had a counterpart in deep East Texas.

These interlopers also made

the mistake now and then of leaving a string of fish unattended within the sow's reach. These she devoured, string and all, except the unsavory pieces of metal at each end.

Henrietta still loved to have the boys scratch her back while she lay at ease following a hearty meal. But after the first year this had to wait until the insistent pigs had been given a turn at the cafeteria. That invariably occurred after she had reached the camp and had

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eaten her fill.

She never left it up to the pigs to decide when they had been long enough at the feed bag.

She made the decision for them and announced it by rolling from a position on her side to one flat on her belly which placed the dining area out of reach.

In the beginning, Henrietta was owned and carried the

ear-marking of Ralph Mitchell, a farmer living several miles away.

Later on, Darrel Milner of Hemphill, owner of the cabin, bought the sow and by virtue of the acquisition eventually became the owner of a whole herd of hogs. Both Darrel and I used the razorback and her numerous progeny as a source of amusement for our boys. Also, on one occasion, for teaching them lessons

they never seemed to grasp when the proposition was stated in abstract terms of birds and bees.

Each of her owners swore that Henrietta, with her lightning speed, razor-sharp tusks and outsize hoofs could lick her weight in anything that walked. They insisted that several bobcats which tried to make a meal of her pigs found this out.

I know for sure that she could

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whip her weight in dogs. The boys and I once took a big mongrel with us on a vacation at the camp. On the first day the dog killed one of Henrietta's pigs while she was some distance away.

To keep that from happening again we tied the dog to the cabin with a rope. I went inside to prepare a meal and in a sow, she had almost killed the dog.

Stephen learned one summer that Henrietta didn't cotton to

anything on either two or four legs if it was messing around with her pigs. He had taken along a lariat and had been warned that it could he used on any varmint in the woods thereabouts, including the brahma bull which also frequented the place, but not on the hog or one of her beloved pigs.

The warning was a mistake. The boy just had to find out what would happen if he roped a pig. So he did, and had it tied to a tree before the

squealing brought the mamma hog huffing and whoofing to the scene.

Fortunately, the lad saw the sow coming in time to get a long lead in the hot footrace to the cabin. Even then, he was barely inside the door when Henrietta slammed against the screen and almost tore it apart. Discovering that she couldn't get to the pig's tormentor, she went hack to where the little animal was tied.

I had to secure a stout pole

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and keep the older hog fought off for what seemed like an eternity while Stephen unlassoed the pig and turned it loose. Ever since that time I've known how a lion tamer feels in his first encounter with the king of beasts.

Henrietta's outburst of temper was shortlived after soothing the pig's wounded dignity by favoring it with a generous

helping of its favorite repast, she assumed the nap-time position. The boy went over and got himself back in the sow's good graces by scratching her back while she dropped off to sleep.

Finally, there was a sad summer when the four of us were one. The boys had gone into military service and each was half a world away, one to the west and one to the east.

Henrietta, at a time and place unknown to any of the human friends who would have mourned her passing, had gone to her reward.

I spent three days alone at the camp and then packed up and went home. It was bad enough to realize that the two little shavers who had spent so many, many hours with me in the great outdoors while learning to be men had

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attained their objective. It was worse to know the skills they had mastered were now applied to a profession dedicated to the art of killing men.

With the Queen of the Razorbacks also gone I couldn't stand the place. I've never been back there for a vacation again.

   

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