The art of speech is a skill that can only be acquired by enjoying the company of sophisticated beings. Or by watching hours of Frasier. One can only become a master wordsmyth when he or she can produce a mind boggling sentance without any premeditation. The skill becomes so sharpened, it is almost second nature, and if a textbook 'wordsmyth' uses the artform enough, he or she will pine that the remainder of society could easily adjust to such a classy manor of communication.
