Sophisticated Humor

'Yo mama' jokes and being a sass mouth are a thing of the past. Now a days a witty quip or a clever pun will suit you much better at your next social gathering. No one knows better then us at C3 that learning bring facts is not fun, but we also know something else. It is amazingly fun to pretend like you know a lot. Watch an episode of Frasier, learn to talk like him. Get good at it, then multiply that by 10, and you've got it! Bust your sophistication out at the most odd/inapropriate times and places.

Here Are Some Sophisticated Tips

• Get a good 'snob' face down. Look constipated & raise an eyebrow.

• Lower your voice, and draw out your speech.

• If you have a glass in your hand, swirl your drink.

• Purchase a monocle, top hat, cane, and cigarette holder. Wear them to social events.

• When offered a beverage, always request a gin and tonic.

• Always refer to waiters as Garson. Have a small bell, ring it when you want the waiters attention.

• Have a fabric hankerchief on you at all times. Dust all public chairs at resturaunts, etc.

• Intoduce yourself as "Count Van-'your last name"

• Ask to see the wine list at all resturaunts, including fast food chains.

• When turning down invitations to lame events, say you have a croquet game scheduled for that time.