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comedy

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Australian, 1994, Stephan Elliot. Terence Stamp, Hugo Weaving (Bedrooms and Hallways), Bill Hunter.
Two drag queens and a transsexual in the Outback. Includes a very surreal scene wherein they teach some Aboriginal people to lip-synch to Gloria Gaynor. (Complete review coming later.)

Bar Girls
1995, Lauran Hoffman. Nancy Allison Wolfe, Liza D’Agostino, Camila Griggs.
This film is mildly amusing, but mostly annoying. It seems that none of these L.A. lesbians are happy with the girl they’ve got--they’re always having petty fights, or sleeping with someone else, or preparing to leave one lover for another....for a comedy, “Bar Girls” isn't all that funny. It does have the “hot topless middle-class lesbian sex” scene working for it, but even so, my main reaction toward this film was simple irritation with the stupidity and immature behavior displayed by the characters.

Bedrooms and Hallways
British, 1998, Rose Troche (Go Fish). Kevin McKidd, James Purefoy, Christopher Fulford, Jennifer Ehle, Hugo Weaving (The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert).
Review coming soon.

Billy’s Hollywood Screen Kiss
1997, Tommy O’Haver. Brad Rowe, Richard Ganoung (Parting Glances), Sean P. Hayes (the guy who plays Jack on “Will & Grace”).
The old is-he-or-isn’t-he ploy is beaten to death in this story about Billy, a self-doubting, fantasy-prone photographer, and the sexually ambiguous young hunk who models for Billy’s latest project: queer re-creations of famous screen kisses.

The Birdcage
1996, Mike Nichols (Silkwood). American remake of “La Cage Au Folles,” scripted by Elaine May. Starring Nathan Lane (Jeffrey), Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Diane Wiest, and a pre-“Ally McBeal” Calista Flockhart.
Review coming eventually. Official site.

The Broken Hearts Club
2000, Greg Berlanti. Timothy Olyphant, Ben Weber, Matt McGrath, Zach Braff, Billy Porter, Andrew Keegan, John Mahoney (aka the dad on “Frasier”), Dean Cain (aka Superman), Justin Theroux, Nia Long (“If These Walls Could Talk 2”), Mary McCormack, and Kerr Smith (the gay guy on “Dawson’s Creek”).
Broken Hearts is not really a club. It’s actually a restaurant, and a softball team comprised of the gay men who work there. The film follows this handful of homos into their gay microcosm, detailing thier trials and travails with families, lovers, and most importantly, each other.
While I enjoyed this film quite a lot, I also found myself getting rather itchy about some of it’s underlying messages. I mean, for the first thing, all of the characters are all upper-class, West Hollywood-dwelling white men. Well, okay, there’s one black guy and a couple of lesbians, but the black guy is packaged as a stereotypical queen, and the lesbians are somewhat sour and impatient. The movie just made me wonder, don’t these fags know any women or straight people? This brings up an important topic: gay ghettoization. (You know, being friends with all gay people, having everything in your life relate to being gay, etc.) The characters in this film are so entrenched “in the life” that at one point Jack, their boss and patriarch, tells them, “Sometimes I wonder what you boys would do if you weren’t gay. You’d have nothing to talk about....you talk about it so much, sometimes you forget all the other things you are.” This is sort of what drives the film: the gay male cult of youth and beauty, and this bunch of guys, looking for something more out of life, besides being gay.
        Despite this tendency toward whining, “Broken Hearts” is still a fun film, with it’s on-screen dictionary definitions of gay terminology, many amusing snippets of queer wit, and, best of all, a brief conversation about a certain pet topic of mine: gay cinema ;-)
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But...I’m A Cheerleader {editor's pick!}
1999, Jamie Babbit. Natasha Lyonne (If These Walls Could Talk 2), Michelle Williams (If These Walls Could Talk 2), Clea Duvall, RuPaul Charles, Mink Stole. This is the kind of movie that is only good if you expect nothing of it. A rather surreal satire of the “ex-gay” movement, complete with pink-and-blue sets, weird xylophone music, a main character who seems stuck in the 1950’s. But the non-xylophone part of the soundtrack is pretty keen, the cast (including an out-of-drag RuPaul and the kid who played Rufio in “Hook”) is engaging, and despite the far-fetchedness, this movie is really quite funny and sweet. Plus it has Clea Duvall. Yum.
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Chasing Amy
1996, Kevin Smith. Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Lee (Almost Famous), Ben Affleck, (and a cameo by the always-lovely Guin Turner).
Love affair between a lesbian and a straight guy. The best part is the smooch between Lee and Affleck. If only it had been Affleck and Matt Damon, now that would be interesting ;-) Complete review coming later.

Everything Relative
1996, Sharon Pollack. Ellen Mclaughlin, Olivia Negron, Stacy Nelkin.

Happy Texas
2001, Mark Illsley. Steve Zahn (Reality Bites), Jeremy Northam, Ally Walker, William H. Macy (Magnolia), Illeana Douglas.
A surprisingly fun comedy about a couple of escaped cons who pose as a gay couple in order to avoid arrest, and end up directing a small-town beauty pageant. Normally, farces wherein straight people pretend to be gay or gay people pretend to be straight annoy me, but I enjoyed “Happy” because it manages to make the situation funny without being insulting. I especially enjoyed the character of the local sheriff (played by scene-stealer William H. Macy), whose romantic overtures toward one of the con-men are treated sincerely, rather than just played for cheap laughs. It is refreshing to see a minor gay character that isn’t completely pathetic and who is even allowed (gasp!) a happy ending. No pun intended. Bonus: A priceless scene of Macy and Northam country dancing at a gay cowboy club.
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I’m the One That I Want
Margaret Cho (Its My Party).
Review coming soon.

The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love {editor's pick!}
1995, Maria Maggenti. Produced by Dolly Hall (All Over Me, High Art, Johns, The Wedding Banquet, Longtime Companion). Lauren Holloman, Nicole Parker.
Review coming soon.

In & Out
1997, Frank Oz. Written by Paul Rudnick (Jeffrey). Kevin Kline, Tom Selleck, Matt Dillon (Wild Things), Joan Cusack, Debbie Reynolds.
Review coming later.

It’s In The Water
1996, Kelli Herd.
The snobby residents of a small town work themselves into a homosexual panic revolving around a rumor that the local water supply turns you queer. Mildly humorous and mostly harmless. The video bore one of those “must-be-17-or-older” warning stickers, which actually proved to be a let-down, as there wasn’t any sex or nudity in the film.

Jeffrey {editor's pick!}
1995, Christopher Ashley. Steven Weber, Michael T. Weiss, Patrick Stewart, Bryan Batt, Nathan Lane (The Birdcage), Olympia Dukakis (Tales of the City), Sigourney Weaver. The film version of Paul Rudnick’s stage play.
I couldn’t love this movie more. Complete review coming soon.
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Kiss Me Guido
1997, Tony Vitale. Produced by Christine Vachon (Boys Don’t Cry, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, I Shot Andy Warhol, Stonewall, Postcards From America, Go Fish, Swoon, Poison). Nick Scotti, Anthony Barrile, Anthony De Sando.
Straight Italian guy clashes with gay actor roommate. They actually tried to make a TV show out of this film (“Some of My Best Friends”)—naturally, it bombed. The movie has a cameo by Guin Turner.

The Opposite of Sex
1997, Don Roos. Christina Ricci, Martin Donovan, Ivan Sergei, Johnny Galecki, Lisa Kudrow, Lyle Lovett.
Christina Ricci is eeeeevil. Full review coming soon.

The Sex Monster
1999, written, directed, and starring Mike Binder. Mariel Hemingway (Personal Best).
An odious, obnoxious film about a sleazy guy who thinks he’s got it made when his wife agrees to a threesome with him and another woman—-only to have it backfire, turning said wife into a skirt-chaser with “the sexual self-control of a 52-year-old senator.”
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Some Like It Hot {editor's pick!}
1959, Billy Wilder, black & white. Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe.
Curtis and Lemmon seem to get quite a kick out of being in drag, and Jack Lemmon’s character becomes suspiciously gung-ho about the idea of marrying a guy. This is also the film that caused “boop-boop-be-doo” to become a nationally recognized phrase, thanks to Marilyn Monroe’s famous rendition of “I Wanna Be Loved By You.”

Three to Tango
Neve Campbell (Wild Things), Matthew Perry, Dylan McDermott (Home for the Holidays).

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
1995, Beeban Kidron (Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit). John Leguizamo, Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze.
Review coming eventually. Official site

Trick
1999, Jim Fall. Christian Campbell (brother of Neve), Jean Paul Pitoc, Tori Spelling.
Review coming soon. Official site.
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A Chorus Line
1985, Richard Attenborough. Michael Douglas (Basic Instinct, Wonder Boys), and a whole bunch of unknowns.

Cabaret {editor's pick!}
1972, Bob Fosse. Starring Liza Minelli, Michael York, Joel Grey, Helmut Griem.
First there was Berlin Stories, by Christopher Isherwood. Then there was “I Am A Camera,” the stage play, which morphed into the musical “Cabaret,” which was in turn adapted for this film. Kander and Ebb wrote the soundtrack (featuring classics such as "Maybe This Time," "Cabaret," and "Mein Herr"), and Bob Fosse directed and choreographed the film. Like the musical, the film follows the divinely decadent life of Sally Bowles, an aspiring actress who bides her time performing in a sleazy Berlin cabaret in the years just prior to World War II. The film, however, deletes the Fraulein Schneider-Herr Schultz storyline in favor of younger characters, and a more titillating subplot--a threesome with a rich aristocrat. But I’m not complaining, since it’s this new subplot that features one of my all-time favorite bits of ridiculous movie dialogue:
Brian: “Oh, screw Maximillian!”
Sally: “I do.”
Brian: "So do I."
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Fame {editor's pick!}
Irene Cara. Review coming soon.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch {editor's pick!}
Produced by Christine Vachon (Boys Don’t Cry, Velvet Goldmine, Kiss Me Guido, I Shot Andy Warhol, Stonewall, Postcards From America, Go Fish, Swoon, Poison).
Review coming soon.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
1976, Jim Sharman. From the stage musical by Richard O’Brien. Susan Sarandon (The Hunger), Barry Bostwick, Tim Curry (Times Square), Meat Loaf, Richard O’Brien.
“I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania!” A Gothic mansion full of gender-blended, kinky-decadent aliens (eat your heart out Marilyn Manson!) corrupt a pair of innocents in this campy rock and roll send-up of cheezy sci-fi movies. The classic audience participation film, “Rocky Horror” is best if you can catch a midnight showing in an actual movie theater. (Check the website to find the theater closest to you).
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Victor/Victoria {editor's pick!}
1982, Blake Edwards. Julie Andrews, Robert Preston, James Garner, Alex Karras, Lesley Ann Warren. Music by Henry Mancini, lyrics by Leslie Bricusse, choreography by Paddy Stone.
Coming soon.
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