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Diplomas for Dipshits
and to think I wasted all that time in college, going to classes and learning! I could just kick myself!

subject: UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS FOR YOU, LIKE TODAY! (with a title like that, it must be legit!)

UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS
Obtain a prosperous future (of pathetic attempts to deceive people), money earning power, and the admiration of all (idiots).

Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited (non-existent) universities (such as "Harverd" and "Stamp-Ford.") based on your present knowledge and life experience. (clearly, your janitorial experience should quailify you as a Doctor of Medicine.)

No required tests, classes, books, or interviews (that might reveal what a dumb-ass you are).

Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD) diplomas available in the field of your choice. No one is turned down. (Obviously, if we didn't let idiots get degrees, we'd have no one to sell degrees to.)

(USE REFERENCE CODE DIPLOMA 1)
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OR CALL NOW to receive your diploma within days!!!
1-602-230-xxxx
Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including Sundays and holidays.

To be removed from future mailings eva454@ghanamail.com with remove
as the subject (and you will receive even more spam!)

Please note, if you are seriously considering the purchase of a fake diploma: Having a fake diploma won't give you "A Prosperous Future." If you claim on your resume that you went to a particular university, a company researching you will contact the University you claim to have graduated from to confirm you attended--so the fake diploma will not help you at all.

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