Big blue and queequeg and Jose and Yappie
Mulder's gone missing and Skinner's not happy.
Scully cuts open some corpses with style,
These are a few of my favorite X-Files.
Kryceks black jacket and Mulders red speedo,
Anything else that excites my libido
Ashtrays of Morley butts left in a pile,
These are a few of my favorite X-Files.
When the flukeman bites, when the mites sting,
When I'm feeling sad
I simply rewatch my favorite X-Files
And then I don't feel so bad!
Psychics and iceworms and pyrokinesis,
Vampire and clones and the alien fetus,
Newspaper nests stuck together with bile,
These are a few of my favorite X-Files!!
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Their father is their brother
They'd kill to save each other
They all slept with their mother
The Peacock family.
They're not apologetic
'Bout mixing their genetics
They're really quite pathetic
The Peacock family.
Their story ended sadly
None left but Ma and Daddy
They drove off in their Caddy
The Peacock family.
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