Laughter,
the best medicine.....
A
Grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey,
they named a drink after you!"
"Really?"
replies the grasshopper. "There's a drink named Stan?"
Two
old friends met after many years, and one had had a sex-change operation.
"Is there anything you miss about being a man?" asked the friend.
"Well,
yes," replied the other. "I wish I could remember how to parallel park."
A
man in his early 50s is lamenting the passing of the "good old days" to
a teen-ager. "I miss the sex, the drugs, the rock 'n' roll, the moral decadence,"
he said. "And best of all, nobody cared."
"Wow,"
remarked the young man, "were you at Woodstock?" "No," he replied.
"Congress."
Q:
How do you know when you've been traveling too much?
A:
When you have to receive wake up calls on your car phone.
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