The Hall Of Scrolls

As recorded by the High Priestess Up-All-Night

Welcome to the hall of scrolls. This place really has very little to do with the Great God Procrastos (all Hail!) except for the fact that putting this up here has been a dream of mine, and actually bringing this dream to fruition wastes TONS of time! Joy of Joys! All are free to enter here, and some of you may even get a laugh or two while you read, but by and large, these scrolls will make very little sense to the general public. However, the Fabulous Four, the Great Eight (aka noble gases), and anybody associated with the parties therein shall have a good chuckle or two at reliving some of these crack-rock experiences and the quotes that they produced. So, enter if you dare. Take a trip through the minds and words of some very twisted individuals over the course of four years. But I will NOT pay anyone's psychiatric bills if this stuff completely scrambles your brains!

A brief disclaimer

These quotes are not intended to insult or misrepresent anyone. They are intended purely for enjoyment. Initials are provided after each quote as a reminder of "who said what" and are used to avoid misquoting and to provide some measure of anonymity for those people whose words are presented here. Any misquotes are unintentional, but entirely possible, for our memories are not infallible.

1994-1995
1995-1996
1996-1997 It's here!
1997-1998