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Hollins Market

SoWeBo
Mencken's old 'hood is no place for the booboisie



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• H.L. Mencken House, 1524 Hollins Street

Hollins Market, Hollins Street between Carrollton and Arlington avenues, (410) 276-9498
Johnnie's Sea Food, (410) 727-3239
Lou's Poultry, (410) 727-0576
M&T's Bakery, (410) 837-5658
Eddie's Lunch, (410) 539-0734

Mencken's Cultured Pearl Cafe, 1114 Hollins St., (410) 837-1947

Gypsy's Cafe, 1103 Hollins St., (410) 625-9310

 

By Theodore Fischer, Washington Sidewalk

The B&O Railroad Museum lies on the fringe of a scruffy neighborhood whose affordable near-downtown quarters have attracted many artistic types; they dubbed the area SoWeBo (Southwest Baltimore). Traditionally, the area is known as the home of the "Sage of Baltimore," journalist and critic H.L. Mencken (1880-1956). Writing in local newspapers and national magazines, Mencken was a media heavy now remembered for his coinage of the "booboisie," his definition of Puritanism as "the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" and his often-quoted (and oftener misquoted) observation that no one "has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people."

Mencken's tidy Victorian row house on Union Square is currently (perhaps permanently) closed to visitors, but Hollins Market, the city market where he shopped, remains the neighborhood hub. The oldest Baltimore public market still in use (built in 1835, rebuilt after a fire in 1839), its most memorable design feature is the west end mural of three dudes from the 'hood – Mencken with a beer stein, Edgar Allan Poe with a shot of hooch, Babe Ruth eating an apple – amid Baltimore/Maryland icons: crabs, the flag, fish, chickens.

If you haven't visited one, be aware that Baltimore's public markets are the spiritual opposites of yuppie-friendly Inner Harbor-style "festival markets." Crowded, smelly, borderline clean, these are zero-frills structures where thrifty shoppers troll for bargains on fresh down-home foodstuffs. Although the produce (at least this time of year) is nothing you can't get at Giant, Hollins Market is worth the trip now for the vast variety of just-caught local seafood, a huge choice of meat products and bakery goods. Johnnie's Sea Food has the best selection and cheapest local catches. Lou's Poultry attracts long lines for bulk quantities – 5- to 40-pound bags of parts. M&T's Bakery is good for breads and desserts.

Hollins Market has a number of lunch counters – the fish sandwiches at Eddie's Lunch are as good (if not that much better than) as any – but no place to eat except at high stand-at tables.

For a sit-down meal cross Hollins Street to Mencken's Cultured Pearl Cafe, featuring an un-Menckenesque Tex-Mex menu comprising, whenever possible, fresh ingredients obtained at the market. The name refers to the cafe's self-proclaimed mission: Just as a shard of mussel shell stimulates an oyster to become a pearl, the cafe would inspire its neighbors to produce beauty. How're they doing? Check out their art exhibit (no Puritanism here), poetry readings and performance art and decide for yourself. Slightly more posh, Gypsy's Cafe features Maryland favorites from land and sea plus 100 or so microbrews.

Also: Baltimore's B&O Railroad Museum

 
Theodore Fischer, 1801 August Drive, Silver Spring, MD 20902, Tel: 301-593-9797, Fax: 301-593-9798, email: tfischer11@hotmail.com