This is kris.He Finkz his bro(jamie) iz god but no1 really nowz him. Kris trys 2 pick up by saying his jamie bro but da gals dont care they look at da rash and run. He has not even a handful of friends. He has 3 friends (including himself) You may notice his rash. It is Like Sarz But It more Rashes. The rash always copies a certain some's words. He is very sad. Kris follows in the steps of any one he meets. Which classifies him as a follower. Kris is from South Africa. The rash is from Hong Kong. If you are wondering why people wear those masks at the airport. Kris is ur ans. They just don't want to catch his BIG RED RASH. Kris likes to think everyone is his friend but nobody is. His friends are in YR7. That is very sad might be coz his got a rash!!!
What a rash!!!

Kris would have more friends if he didnt:
Have a Rash
Think he was cool
Stop claiming every1 is his friend
Stop steeling his mums clothes when he goes somewhere
When paul invited to a party only paul goes not the loser kris
Get invited to parties and not show up coz yor brother was invited
Stop dressing with the flares and your mothers jacket
Rash Cream
Stop thinking you are rich coz u aint

And Stop Being Dirt Poor!!!