IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE SURVIVE

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly.  I inquired as to what she was doing and she
said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM "thingy" on her computer!
 

I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself
and for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not
turn on.

1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax machine?"
2nd Person: "A little.  What's wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all
she received was a cover sheet and a blank page.  I tried it again, and the
same thing happened."
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to
read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and
read it."
 

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.  "Do you
need some help?"  I asked.  She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the
battery in this remote door unlocker.  Now I can't get into my car.  "Do
you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery for this?"  "Hmmm, I dunno.  Do you have an alarm, too?"  I asked.
"No, just this remote 'thingy,'"
she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.  As I took the key and
manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries...  it's a long walk."
 

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now.."
Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"  Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
 
 

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.
One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out
of typing paper.  "What do I do?"  "Just use copier machine paper," she
told him.
  With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put
it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
 
 

One of our servers crashed.  I was watching our new system administrator
trying to restore it.  He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a
directory named "i386."  He started to type it and paused, asking me
"Where's the key for that line thing?"  I asked what he was talking about,
and he said, "You know, that one that looks like an upside-down exclamation
mark."  I replied, "You mean the letter "i"?"  and he said, "Yeah, that's
it!"
 

I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed
into the garage.  The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the
manager what had happened.  He told me that the driver had set the cruise
control, then went in back to make a sandwich.
 

Thanks My friend,now I don't feel as dumb...lol