Now that I have your attention
People have told me that I was a complete
idiot...that's not true...some parts are missing.

I just wanted to know if others felt the same
way I do...or am I the only one who notices
these things  ?

Do any of these things ever happen to You ?
 
 

             You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little
                  plastic thing in the middle of them.

                  The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

        The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

               There's always a car riding your tail when you're
slowing down to find an address.

       You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

            It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't
realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

   The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper
never works for you.

      There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at
EVERYTHING.

           You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

             You drink from a soda can into which someone has
extinguished a cigarette.

            You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

          Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're
trying to get a reading.

           A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes,
drifts and spits every time you move away.

                There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop
out of the tray.

               You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire
                  laundry comes out covered with lint.

         The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a
pedestrian finish crossing.
 

              A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).

        You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

           The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

               You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

     People behind you on a supermarket line dash
ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

      Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

             You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
                  because you don't know how to spell it.

                You have to inform five different sales people in the same store
                  that you're just browsing.

           You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you
                  can't find it.

         You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and
                  smash your head on the way up.
 

Dad went to the doctor yesterday...'it wasn't nothing  really bad. He
was complaining his  hearing aid wasn't working, even after He
installed a fresh battery.

The doctor said, "Mr. Jones, you  have a suppository in your ear." Dad
said, "What?" The doctor repeats,

"YOU  HAVE A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR LEFT EAR!" Dad says, "Oh? Well ~  good!"

The doctor said, "Mr. Jones, you think it's  good that you have a
suppository in  your left ear?"

Dad says, "yes. 'Cause now I remember where I put my hearing aid."

what a scream..
 

You run into someone and can't remember their name,so
you fake bad manners by not introducing them to your companion.

You make a phone call and have to talk to three different people,
and tell each of them the whole story of why you are calling,
before you get connected to the right person.
 

You learn that every Prince Charming
is a bit of a Toad....
who controls the remote night after night...

If you feel the same way as I do...let's get a petition
started...remember... the more we complain...
the longer God let's us live !