Welcome to the Staff Contact Page.  Here you can get in contact with a particular member or for overall general info.

Paper Design and Editor:                                              

Paul Mann:

reallypathetic@sbcglobal.net

Reporters: (Status and job)

Grey: (active. News writer. op/ed, sports or entertainment)

rhykaan@actrix.gen.nz

Carniverous Bean (Bouncy. Wacky Reports)

godismyshield@hotmail.com

Officer Mac (Active. The Law)

hellion_331@yahoo.com

Eric Allen (On call. Official Gap Filler.)

erallen@yahoo.com

Wombat (Retired/status unknown.)

bluewombat@cox.net

Rage Jaguar (Official Angry Guy at R.P.P. forums)

rageofthejaguar@yahoo.com

Jade Sports (Status unknown)

jadebear311@aol.com

Joel Simmons: (Retired)

Swinging (siwangtegongdui) Chan (retired.)

nickkerensky@yahoo.com

General Paper Info:

patheticnews

Wanna wrtie for RPNN? just send an e-mail to the editor explaining what you would like to do, an up to date article spoofing an issue and if it's good we'll print it and possibly give you a position.