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Welcome to the Really Pathetic News Network. Readers can typically find a wide range of humorous articles spoofing almost any topic. Sure, we're not the onion and don't sport the pizzazz of the daily show, but we promise you will not go away with the same facial expression you entered the site with. From America to New Zealand we've got the oddballs in our corner pocket.

Really Pathetic Weekly Headlines

News: Easter Bunny deemed next apocalyptic threat.

Opinion:Review of Hop and Machete.

Sports:Review of Fable III for Xbox 360.

Entertainment: Review of Battle LA and Last Lovecraft.

Society: Common sense shakeup opens up technology job sector

Weekly Photo: Peeple's Choice.


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