"What if everyone jumped off a cliff ...
Would you do it, too?"

"You're going to put your eye out with that thing!"

"How many times do I have to tell you ...
Don't throw things in the house!"

"Close the door behind you.
Were you born in a barn?"

"Don't put that in your mouth ...
you don't know where it's already been."

"Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes.
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"

"Did you flush?"

"You can be anything you want to be ...
if you just set your mind to it."

"There's enough dirt in those ears
to grow potatoes!"

"I don't care what "everyone" is doing.
I care what you are doing!"

"If you can't say something nice ...
don't say anything at all."

"I hope someday you have children just like you."

"Don't talk with your mouth full!"

"Always put on clean underwear in the morning,
in case you're in an accident."

"Sit like a lady!"

"Don't pick ... it'll get infected."

"I'm not just talking to hear myself talk."

"I'm going to give you until the count of three."

"Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way."

"If you swallow a watermelon seed,
a watermelon will grow in your stomach."

"Men perspire ... ladies glisten."

"What if everyone jumped off a cliff?
Would you do it, too?"

"I would have never talked to MY mother like that!"

"Look at me when I'm talking to you."

"Who do you think you are?"

"If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll..."

"You had better wipe that smile off your face
before I do it for you."

"When you don't listen to your Mom,
that's when you get into trouble."

"Don't use that tone with me!"

"Do you think your socks
are going to pick themselves up?"

Your father is going to hear about this
when HE gets home!"

"No, you can't go steady!
You KNOW what that leads to."

"Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!"

"No child of MINE would do something like that."

"I don't know is NOT an answer."

"If you don't do it NOW,
then when are you going to do it?"