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Now Playing: The sounds of Tinnitus
Topic: meep meep
They're trying. It's like Christine, showing 99999.9 miles, and then just a twitch backward.

I woke up this morning, sensing immediately that something was definitely not right. After getting out of bed, feeding the cat and starting my coffee, I saw him. Flintlock. Alive and standing in my front yard. Naked. Wow, that boy is still as ugly as ever.

So I open the window, just a crack, and tell him to go away. Not that I expected him to listen... he never does and never will. Still, I have to wonder what he wants this time. There's always something. Money or power or something. Once he hijacked one of my webpages.

He is still standing there. He is still naked. He won't go away.

So someone emailed me in this chatroom I was AIM'ing to, telling me that I REALLY HAVE to watch the Daily Show tonight (which was last night). Because it was going to be like really cool and stuff. But I missed it.

Ok but so the thing I missed was... Neal Pollack.

Well so-fucking-what? I asked my friend. Why was this important? This was met with a PREDICTABLE whiny-ass response all about how he had emailed the wrong person and that he didn't know me and could I please stop swearing at him.

This of course prompted me to tell this wanker that he was no longer my friend, and that I had totally killfiled his ass in this newsgroup that I like to BBS into.

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