To those who still don't get it:
   Tell me your name; first, middle, and last. When were you born? Where were you born? What was your weight and size when you were born? What is your weight and height now?
   What is your shoe size? What is your favorite shoe brand? Do you wear boxers, briefs, panties, or a thong? Or do you wear a mix like boxer/briefs or panties with boxers…? What's your underwear size? What prints do you like on your underwear? What materials do like for your underwear?
   What size pants do you wear? What's your favorite brand of pants? Where do you shop at? How often do you shop? What kind of shirts do you like? What material? What brand? What size?
   What do you look for in a person to date? What's your favorite eye color? What's your favorite color? What color hair do you like for the person you date to have? What's your favorite hairstyle? Do you prefer long or short hair? Do you like clean-shaven or hairy?
   Do you shave or wax your legs? How often? Do you pluck or wax your eyebrows? How often? Do you shave your chin, bleach the hair, or wax? How often? Do you shave or wax your pubic hair? How often?
   Do you dye your hair? How often? Do you go to a salon or do it yourself? Does someone help you? What brand of dye do you use?
   How many people have you dated? Are you dating now? Who? What's your ideal date? What's your favorite place to go on a date? Who was your first kiss? Are you still a virgin? When did you lose your virginity? Who was the first person you slept with? Have you ever thought at one time that you'd be a parent because of a pregnancy scare?
   Are you heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual? Have you ever had homosexual or bisexual thoughts? Do you masturbate? How often? Who do you think of when you do?
   How well do you get along with your parents? How well do you get along with your siblings? What is your home life like? Do you have a lot of friends? Do you get along with your friends? Do you like to travel? What was your favorite place to visit?
   What's your favorite food? What's your favorite drink? What's your favorite restaurant? Do you drink alcohol? What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Do you smoke? What's your favorite cigarette brand? Do you do drugs? Have you ever experimented with drugs?
   Who's your favorite band? What CD's are in your CD player right now? What's your favorite TV show? Who's your favorite actor? Who's your favorite actress? What's your favorite movie? What's your music style?
   Where do you live? Do you like living there? Where do you sleep? What do you sleep in? Who do you sleep with? Do you have a security blanket? Do you have a stuffed animal you sleep with?
   Do you believe in God? What religion are you? Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? Do you believe in reincarnation?
   Who? What? When? Where?
   None of this is any of my damn business. Neither is it your business what Hanson's answers are to questions such as these!
   Do you get it yet?