My Friends and Enemies

Devon We used to go to the club together a lot. She lives sort of far away from me, so we don't see each other very often. I always tell her she's a lesbian, but she denies it.

Devon

Dan He fucked up his car in my driveway. He used to be a trad, but now he's a raver punk. He took me to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show once. We also used to eat at McDonald's together for lunch.

Shannon a.k.a. Star She's my best friend from pre-skool...she taught me how to tie my shoes. We're friends again now. We don't do much outside of skool though. I hung out with her at the club once.

Matt G. He's gay and he's a good dancer. He says I'm cute and gives me hugs...he's very huggable.

Tollie a.k.a. Trolley She's a short little blond grrl. She's a THUG. She's hilarious and talks weird...booty. She looks like a faerret.

Monica She used to be on YSCTV for a short time. She's super tall and blond and a cutie. She's a giant version of Tollie, or Tollie is a giant version of her...anyway, she's cool. We smoke together sometimes.

Tarah I became friends with her through Jes before Jes turned into a cunt. She's a lot of fun and she's gorgeous. She helped me get a job, but then I got a job at Hot Topic.

John a.k.a. Sex John He's a hunk...that's how I can describe him. He's 20 and he shaved his chest and tummy for me. He works all the time, it's crazy...he does landscape work. I miss him.

Dana He let me put red lipstick on him when he was playing wrestling. D-d-d-dana!

Jut He's engaged to my old friend Lynzi. He's a nice guy and I think he might be changing for Lynzi. He's in jail now for some stupid shit, but he'll be getting out soon.

Erin Another person I got to know through Katrina. She had sex with two lesbians on New Year's. We go out to lunch together and toke up occasionally. She is a baker.

Paul Kill kill kill the white man. He dresses like a raver and he break dances. He works at Pretzel Time and is in my homeroom at school.

Jesse He's a friend from the cafe. He's a nice boy...a little immature.

Amy This is John's sister. She's 21 and often has the job of bringing us alkey. My mum thought she was like 17 and thought that her son was her brother. Her and I got to compare Ty's and Brian's dicks...interesting.

Kimberly She's really short and is a fake blond. She's a nympho and she's pregnant, due in September.

Orpin He's my husband. He got that description from when me, him, and Amy's son went to the mall together and we looked like a little family...husband, wife, and child. He says I'm sexy because I'm a lesbian. He's my best friend.

Our prom picture

Michael This is Amy's 3 year old son. He's my buddy. He throws temper tantrums a lot, but when he doesn't, he's super cool. We dyed his hair a lot of different colours and I took him to get his ear pierced, but he chickened out. He loves candy!

Tom He's sort of a pot dealer. I call him Thomas Bean. He has a 3 year old son named Matthew. When he was in the hospital for smoke inhalation, we visited him.

Shag I call him Shagison. We ran out of Friendly's without paying...his idea.

John W. He's really smart and into those weird guy things (i.e. cars, video games, etc). He's got a nice car and cool hair.

Ben He's one of those rare nice guys you can sit and have a really deep conversation with. He makes you feel like he genuinely cares.

Melissa Her and I are sort of dating right now...it's kind of odd. She doesn't want a relationship or sex, I don't know where I stand. I think she's an amazing, smart, beautiful grrl and I enjoy her company. I love all seven of her tattoos.

Allison a.k.a. Swamp Ass We talk online a lot, but we know each other from skool. We met at orientation when I was a new student. "After a day of scooter games, I like to lick my hands!"

Sarah a.k.a. Georgie I work with her at Hot Topic. She drives a "sporty sedan." She looks like a combination of Neve Campbell, Lucy Lui, and Jennifer Tilly. She's gorgeous and she knows it.

Scott Me, him, and Lynzi all fell asleep together one nite of drinking..it was cute. He drives a scary old pick-up truck.

Amber She used to date Lynzi, but now she has declared herself straight as an arrow. She has some awesome tattoos and is a lot of fun. She says she goes bowling with us to make us look good.

Kitt
(showing the tattoo I got her for her 18th birthday)

Candace I love her, but sometimes she pisses the hell out of me. I guess she 1/4 enemy and 3/4 good friend. One of the things she likes to do is ignore me when she feels like it. She's everywhere.

Emmy She's perfect - beautiful, really smart, has a hot brother-Huey, great family, tons of friends, and she listens to people.

Sam Sam was my roommate in 9th grade, and we seperated because of technical difficulties. I love her, she's funny, beautiful (she could be a model), caring, and smart. "Do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry?" She's real caught up.

Becca I dunno what to say about her. She has an obsessive thing with Elliott Smith. She's the coolest.

Laura Q Her dad makes great chicken and her mom is a sophisticated pigeon. She giggles and smells good. She's a great person, but she has her moods.

Laura M She's an extremely talented artist. Once she made a Japanamation picture of me. Maria Jesus.

Sager I became friends with her through Sam. She's from Alaska and in my opinion she's a penguin/eskimo. She looks a lot like Neve Campbell did in Wild Things. She makes some bad decisions sometimes.

Becky I got to know Becky a little from Sam and Sager, and now she's one of my best friends. Her and I are rilly different, but I like her a lot. She just got expelled not too long ago, and I miss her a lot. She's a lot of fun to be with, but she worries me. I think she's in some trouble rite now.

Jared, Forrest, and Justin They are all like the same person...they're crazy. The things they say are so amusing. They are in a band together and they have the stupidest name: Solar Wind. Forrest wears dead animals and carries around a toaster. Jared is a sweetheart that visited me when I was stuck in camp hell...he's fly as balls. Justin is an amazing person and he makes me happy. Penis...

Casey a.k.a. Sneddy She is a sex pot. She took my out to McDonald's and she is a good driver. She's a very sweet person and definitely someone you want to have as a friend. Sneddy is the best!

Perry Cute manipulative little ass hole. He's so adorable, I can't stay mad @ him for more than a minute. He started turning into my best friend last year, but sometimes he was a little too much of a dickhead. He's a sweetie though.

Chris He's Kitt's and my eldest son. I used to have a really big problem with him, but now it's better. He monopolized all of Kitt's time last year and I got jealous. He always seemed very arrogant, but now I think that it was a front. He's sweet.

Jessikah We have been talking online together a lot recently. I met her when I went to visit my then grrlfriend in Carlisle. Hopefully her and I are gonna chill sometime soon.