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Twelve Days of Chibi Christmas: GW Style


*Sung to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas*

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Chibi Duo on a self destruct tree

Chibi Duo looking confused sitting on the top of a Christmas tree decorated
with SD gundam ornaments and colorful self destruct devices.  Chibi Heero
looks up at him holding the trigger....

On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Two~ Spandex Bo~~ys

Another chibi Heero comes walking onto the scene, the two spandex chibis
glare at each other.  "Duo is MINE to blow up."  "Hidoi yo Heeechan!! Two
Heeros:  "Urusai!"

On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three Trowas flipping

Three Chibi Trowas come into the room via backflips, each one flips round
and round a Heero and the self destruct tree with the Chibi Duo on top

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four Crazy Quatres

Four Wing Zero crazed chibi Quatres come driving in on a Wing Zero li'l
plastic gundam on wheels.  They start to fire off randomly into the milling
chibis, nearly knocking a now wailing chibi Duo off

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Five Screeeeeaming Wu-chans!

Five chibi Wufeis cry out "Wu-FEI Wu-FEI, woman!!!"

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Six Sexy Zechs
<from the description of the Screen saver you gave me quatre ^^;>

Six blonde long haired chibis walk on, looking rather disdainfully at the
chaos.  They all fling back their long hair at the same time.

On the Seventh Day of Christamas, my true love gave to me

Seven Nekky Treizes~~
<hn, Kat be a baad influence *grins*>

Seven chibi Triezes come tumbling in, with only towels tied around their
waists, running away from chibi Lady Unes... who have discovered Zechs' chibi
masks in Treize's chibi bed *cackles*

On the Eight Day of Christams, my true love gave to me

Eight Noins a-sighing

8 chibi Noins mill about a chubby, no not chibi XD, Relena standing over a
cliff.  She is screaming into the wind, as usual.  "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero, hayaku
watashi o koroshinasaaaaaaaaaaaai.  The force of her calls, reach faaar out
in space and gain strength, eventually knocking over the chibi Duo on the
treetop, flinging the chibi Trowas into a tizzy.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nine Kick Ass Sallys

Nine chibi Sally Pos come stalking onto the scene, dressed like Rambo.  They
whip out a machine gun and randomly spray it into the confused chibi crowd.
The Chibi Quatres, now out of their Gundams and sane thanks to Relena's ear
splitting yodel.. errr cry, run around trying to snag themselves a now
cartwheeling chibi Trowa.  The Chibi Heeros are wrestling over the chibi Duo.
 "I wanna blow him up."  "No, me."  "No, me!"  Chibi Duo watches on with wide
eyes.  Chibi Zechs and Chibi Treize.... errrr.....leave it up to your

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

10 twinkling old men

2 sets of chibi Scientists come dancing onto the scene.  Yes, dancing.  They
are all dressed in pink fluffy tutus tiptoeing gracefully across the floor,
the 2 Howards still wearing their Hawaiian shirts over their tutus.  They
form a twittering, fluttering chain around the chibi chaos.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

11 bombs-a-bursting

The Chibi Heeros have finally gotten their chubby psychotic hands on the
self destruct.  They approach the quivering chibi Duo with an insane gleam in
their eye.  The Chibi Duo.. suddenly whips out his own self destruct and
presses it gleefuly, much to the horror of the rest of the chibis.  He
presses it again... and again... and again... Finally, he throws it away in
frustration, squeaking out K'so in a cute widdle voice... only to have one of
the carwheeling chibi Trowas flips on to the trigger.  Needless to say,

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

12 ambu-lances

It takes 12 chibi ambulances to cart all the moaning, groaning, injured
chibi away.  Of course, the only ones left standing are the two chibi
Heero... who rip off their masks.

"So, what do you wanna do tomorrow night, Pinky?"

"Join the Sailor Seishi?"

"No.. try and take over the world!!!"

They're pinky, pinky and the brain




Chibi Heero walks onto the scene of the cackling short mouse and the
confuzzled tall one.

"Ninmu... kanryou?"

"No, the mission was a failure.  But there's always tomorrow night!!"  The
last said in a squeak as chibi Heero gets a strange look in his eyes at the
mention of the word failure.  He whips out his own self destruct, which
works.  "Mission failed."


"Pinky... I hurt."


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