Niiiice Kitty
Lilias
- "You know, I think I figured it out."
"What?"
"Guy I knew, a long time ago, he had this cat. Nice furball, or at least he _wanted_ to be. But there was a trick to it. Pet him too fast, and he'd whip around and take your hand off. Purring like a motorboat the whole time, but it was like he couldn't help it."
"So?" <a bit breathless>
"So you had to go slow. But if you did it right, he'd stay on your lap forever."
"Duo." <a bit more breathless>
<wickedly> "Mm?"
"You can go a little faster than that."
