Catherine is throwing knives at Trowa in their circus act. Everything's going fine until...
"Okay Catherine, now throw the next knife!" The director shouts.
Catherine throws the knife, JUST missing Trowa's leg (Trowa does his own stunts, by the way!).
Quatre walks onto the set. He gets all sparkly and kawaii-faced. "Oi! Trowa-koi! You do your own stunts!?"
The director yells cut, since Quatre interrupted the shooting... again. Catherine didn't hear him and all we hear is the >thwack< of the knife hitting the board.
"Mediiiiic......" Trowa said weakly.
The sun is about to set and Relena is standing cliffside with her hands cupped over her mouth. She takes a deep breath.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>ack<" She coughs.
"CUT!" The director yells. Laughter can be heard off camera. "Try it again, Relena."
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooooo! Here I am so come and KILL me!" She shouts.
"OKAY!" Duo shouts back and pushes Relena off the cliff.
"CUT!" The director shouts. "Damn it Maxwell, that's the FIFTH Relena! Now you cut that out!"
"Aww man..." Duo says, snapping his fingers and walking away. As he walks by Heero, Heero gives him a slight nudge and a thumbs up. Duo smiles and walks into his dressing room laughing.
A scene is going on between Treize and Lady Une...
"And I'll have some Rose Fragrance ready in time for your next bath." Lady Une said plainly.
Trieze leaned his head back and closed his eyes. He moaned softly. "Aahhh, sounds good."
Lady Une's stern expression fades and she suddenly starts laughing. She drops to her knees and holds her stomach as if she's going to pee her pants.
Trieze shoots her a dirty look. "Don't laugh at ME, I didn't write the damn script!"
Everyone on the set laughs... except for the script guy. He adds Treize to his "People To Kill" list.
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