[Cheap Seats]

"She looks like she's graduating from Stanford.."
"No, she looks like she's getting attacked by Chewbacca"

They Had My Parents, Jon!

[Comedy Central's Shorites Watching Shorites]

I forget the comedian, but I died laughing at this illustration. The comedian was telling a joke how he got drunk at a bowling alley, and so he went to take a leak in the little kids' urinal, and this little boy came in the restroom and he really had to go, so the little kid tried to use the "big boy's" urinal.