1x2 Firsts Part 05
By Moon Faery
A Round Robin of the 1x2 Firsts ML
Have you ever had one of the best nights of your life, and then woken up, feeling like it was all a dream? And then you see the guy you love next to you, and you realize it was all real, and that you really are in Heaven on Earth? No? Me neither. See, just as Heero and I had finally started getting serious, I heard the absolutely most horrible, evil, sadistic sound in the whole wide damned Sphere.
His laptop beeped.
The God damned evil creation of a jackal on drugs BEEPED. And just as the clothes were about to start flying, Heero was gone and typing away at the damned thing like he forgot I even existed!
Life. Bites. Monkey ASS. I swear, one of these days, the laptop is going down. The next thing I know, Heero was shoving some things into a bag and saying something about a mission in Spain. SPAIN! Wasn't Tokyo good enough for him? That no good, sewer rat eating sonova...
Who, me? Pissed? How'd you guess?
Well, he'd been gone for a week, and I was stuck pacing around the safe house waiting and going psychotic. I didn't even have a decent mission to work on! Just a few minor hacks, Bunny, a radio, my own laptop (you didn't think He of the Self Destruct Devices was the only one with a laptop, did you?) and a beat up ol' two-D flat screen to keep me occupied.
Not that Bunny wasn't a handful and a half all by itself. I still hadn't worked up the guts to check on its sex, but I tried every now and then. Every time I did, the thing would give me a glare, ala Yuy, and I swear it looked like it grew fangs once! Believe me, I nearly broke my neck falling over the back of the couch for that one. Nope, no more for me after that one. I left the rabbit handling to Heero, since he's the only one the ungrateful little monster seemed to like anyways.
Back to the point. I was surfing around on the internet and listening to some music mp9s. Outdated P.O.Ses they are, they've still got all the good music. Specifically ancient (we're talking A.D. dated) love songs. Yeah, I'm a sap. Wanna make something of it? Anyways, I was pretty much just browsing around, looking for just about anything interesting. And naturally, according to Murphy's Law, there was nothing worth looking at. Well, there were a few articles about Relena, some manga and anime forums and a few things about something called yaoi that I book marked to ask Heero about later, since he was from the Asian-owned colony and all. But all told, I was yawning like I was at an IRS seminar. And that's when it happened.
Something not of my doing went boom, and then a piece of the roof fell in. Sucks to be me, don't it?