Tuesday, February 3    

You must have me confused with someone else
I received an obviously expensive, painstakingly designed, and actually quite lovely advertisement for Infiniti. Now, I don't know what kind of screwed-up demographic I've landed myself in, but I know this: I don't have the money for an Infiniti, and if I did, I sure as hell would not buy one.

However, I am considering harvesting my eggs for one of these. Or maybe one of these. Perhaps if I added a kidney to the bargain, I could get one of these.

  posted @ 8:15 AM |