Here's a little interview between Dante and me.

A talk with the devil -Part 1-

Kcg: hello people, right now sitting beside me is the infamous Dante, wave to the viewers, Mr Dante.

Dante: ............ Hey kid, the viewers can't see my good looks without a camera or a video cam'......................................... don't tell me you forgot (to bring one)

Kcg: .... yeah i forgot....but its ok, my trusty pet quail will bring it to me soon, so, lets carry on with the interview!

Dante: (murmuring) pathetic...

Kcg: Huh?

Dante: nothing

Kcg: So, em, can you describe your tour in the castle?

Dante: The old guy's mansion? Oh, its quite entertaining since i haven't play with any dolls for about 1997-1996 years... i sure miss the old times...... i pity the old man who fought me though... he should have bought more yellow orbs before he confronted me...

Kcg: What about the treasures or books in the castle? Did you bring any souvenirs back? Like say, a sea shell from the beach?

Dante: I got the Phantom's fat sting and shell and added it to my devil's puny body parts collection.... oh, and i got a sidekick as a reward too.(Just then, Trish hacks Dante with the Sparda sword)

Kcg: wow, thats a big reward, I bet many viewers will want one too. *wink, wink* (Trish tries to hack Kcg, kcg hides behind Dante and Dante gets hacked again)

Kcg: ok ok, i take it back. maybe a phantom baby (as a reward) is better... at least it wouldn't hack you... Arg! Hey that hurts! Ouch! Bla!....

This interview is stopped due to unforeseen circumstances... Lets pray that Kcg gets well soon.

Meanwhile enjoy this

A talk with the devil -Part 2-

Kcg: Welcome back, DMC fans! I am back from my *cough*injuriesmadebyTrish*cough*... Anyways, hello again, Dante.

Dante: Yo.

Kcg: *psh, you are supposed to say something cooler*

Dante: Duh!

Kcg: Sigh.... Nevermind. Back to the interview, today, we are going to talk about some facts that your royal fans may not know.

Dante: Shoot

Kcg: Nonono, I am not going to shoot you, I am going ask you something...

Dante: ..... Go on.

Kcg: Well, ok, do you know that DMC is supposed to be Resident Evil 4 on PS2?

Dante: .... Resident Evil 4????? Wait a minute.... RE4?? I was supposed to star in a slow paced series???

Kcg: woah woah cool down!

Dante: ........

Kcg: Shinji wanted a revolutionary title thus it evolved into DMC...

Dante: Wait a minute....

Kcg: And it is said that Hideki gets much of his inspiration for DMC from movies. This is the reason why a guy like Dante can come in and defeat evil with the crudess of weapons.

Dante: ..... movies?

Kcg: Yep, i think they are Fatal Seductions, Pet Detective Ace Ventura...

Dante: PET DETECTIVE???? What? SEDUCTIONS? I AM SUPPOSED TO SEDUCE DEMONS????

Kcg: I think so....... Oh, and i heard that the original title was Devil May Care, after the well known phrase or title. It was changed to Devil May Cry becuase a movie already had that title.

Dante: DEVIL MAY CARE??? MY SHOP WAS originally a demon caring clinic???

Trish: Hey hey, what about me?

Kcg: Trish? Ohyeah, do you feel that you look out of place in DMC? Looks kinda ugly, infact I think that you evolved from one of the rough sketches of the cute little clowns....

Dante and Trish:..............

*click*

Kcg: I mean... erm........ from one of the bosses, yeah, bosses... Huh? WAIT!! Hold on!!! AAHHH--- *BUZZZZZ*

The interview is once again stopped due to unforseen, unseen and unheard circumstances....