The time had come to vote off a member from the group of tortured goths. This would be the first chance they had, as Blackhole and Hellmuncher had been excluded by outside forces...namely death and the hand of god. Chip and Dale handed out small green ballots for each goth to fill out and cast their vote for who should be forced to leave the group.
Tension and angst gripped the dark band of 11 as they silently scrawled their votes. When they were done, the ballots were tallied and the loser was announced...by Donald Duck. It took a few repetitions of the loser's name however, because no one could understand what the heck Donald was quacking out....and Doomboy had to be restrained for a good ten minutes due to a violent outbreak of ...well,violence. Finally, Goofy was appointed to take over and chuckled that the Goth who was being voted out of the competition was......Ankharetmestenbeneru!"
Ankh began tearing her hair out and wailing. She grabbed a shard of Amaranthia's mirror and shaved off her eyebrows, all the while spewing ancient druidic lamentations. The votes had been a general consensus to be rid of her, except for Amaranthia who had written Velvetwhore's name down, complete with a little version of her grisly cartoon stick death by a lawnmower.
Ankh continued to make a huge scene, sobbing and yelling out words that Doomboy suspected were taken from the Klingon dictionary. She rolled around flailing and bumped up against the feet of Hellmuncher, whose face was stuffed full of blue cotton candy. Blue sugary drool leaked from the corners of his sickeningly happy smile. Hellmuncher put down his armload of stuffed animals and picked Ankh up off the ground. "YAY!!! A new FRIEND!!!" He said in unadulterated joy. "Have some cotton candy!" He plugged an enormous wad of pink spun sugar into her mouth and carried her off over his shoulder. "C'mon! Let's go on the teacup ride until we puke!"
The remaining goths looked at each other, and simutaneously breathed a sigh of relief.
They had survived another day...but for how much longer could they hold out?