Leighanne?: Yes
"Yes, this here is a picture of Leighanne. I never liked this picture, but then again, when did she ever give one rat's ass about how I felt anyway? I'm sure her boy toy adores it."



Leighanne?: No
"No, this would be the lovely and talented Bridgette Wilson, not the woman I used to have on my arm."



Leighanne?: Yes
"Indeed, this is Leighanne in her younger days, before she mastered the art of screwing men over."



Leighanne?: No
"Not Leighanne, but the beautiful Mary Stuart Masterson."



Leighanne?: Yes
"Dear God, what happened to her? Makes me almost glad that she ran off with Mr. Bojangles."



Leighanne?: No
"This isn't Leighanne, but the actress Valerie Perrine. She is a bit older than Leighanne, but I think I could get drunk and mix them up. This is not to say that I did, however."



Leighanne?: No
"Again a no...this is Fabiana Undenio...I wonder if she's single?"



Leighanne?: Yes
"Damnit...fine, yes, this is Leighanne...originally taken from this picture:"

"But that is the past, and so here is a picture of Leighanne, happy and in love with her new man, just to show I do not hold a grudge:"

"Oh no, who could have done such a thing? That is just awful, what a shame. Oh well! Anyway, thank you again for playin'!"


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